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That's really funny. I love how much they bring up the coffee snow. Like I thought that was a secret, how did they find out?!

I'm really missing my coffee snow in China.
 
My favourite bit is the part about the people sitting next to their dead friends in the blue body bags. North Korea must be a wonderful place if people find this sort of humbug believable .
 
"...this is how they live in modern American - the poor, the cold, the lonely, and the homosexuals... people lined up waiting for handouts supplied by the Democratic Peoples' Republic of Korea..."
 
It's almost Tuesday, those birds better watch out!
 
My house blew down and I was very sad, but now I have a nice sturdy tent. I'm very proud of it. Please don't direct your cameras toward the gaping hole in the roof.
 
Gameface said:
Sharing it with a few more homosexuals than I'd prefer, but other than that we have an awesome source of snow to fill our coffee cups with.
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That sounds inconvenient, however homosexuals do have the best heroin, so you know, always a silver lining. Are you sharing you're tent with a former republican presidential nominee by any chance?
 
Rubashov said:
That sounds inconvenient, however homosexuals do have the best heroin, so you know, always a silver lining. Are you sharing you're tent with a former republican presidential nominee by any chance?
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Yeah for a while we had a couple of them, but they're the worst, the rest of us banded together and booted them. Now we have a rule: NO FORMER REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEES!

Those uncivilized ****s eat wild birds any day of the week. Like, we live in a society assholes.
 
Well now we know where Democrats get there information on the living conditions in the United States.

Oh the horror.
 
NPC D4617 said:
Well now we know where Democrats get there information on the living conditions in the United States.

Oh the horror.
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Gameface said:
Yeah for a while we had a couple of them, but they're the worst, the rest of us banded together and booted them. Now we have a rule: NO FORMER REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEES!

Those uncivilized ****s eat wild birds any day of the week. Like, we live in a society assholes.
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Want to know what kind of guy Gameface really is?
Read what he sent me and my reply.
Of you posting on a Sunday?
Shouldn't you be at church cannibalizing the invisible sky daddy's bastard?

Nice try Gameface, but really you have to try to be smarter. Do you not realize the world is not on the same day around the globe? When it is Sunday there it is Monday here. When it is morning there it is evening here. Get it? Look up New York time/day vs. Singapore time/day. Final note - that sky daddy's bastard will be judging you one day soon. I know you will likely need help so here.

New York
Mon, 15. July 2019
07:22:28p.m.
London
Tue, 16. July 2019
12:22:28a.m.
Hong Kong
Tue, 16. July 2019
07:22:28a.m.
Singapore
Tue, 16. July 2019
 
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jazzrule said:
Want to know what kind of guy Gameface really is?
Read what he sent me and my reply.
Of you posting on a Sunday?
Shouldn't you be at church cannibalizing the invisible sky daddy's bastard?

Nice try Gameface, but really you have to try to be smarter. Do you not realize the world is not on the same day around the globe? When it is Sunday there it is Monday here. When it is morning there it is evening here. Get it? Look up New York time/day vs. Singapore time/day. Final note - that sky daddy's bastard will be judging you one day soon. I know you will likely need help so here.

New York
Mon, 15. July 2019
07:22:28p.m.
London
Tue, 16. July 2019
12:22:28a.m.
Hong Kong
Tue, 16. July 2019
07:22:28a.m.
Singapore
Tue, 16. July 2019
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If you think anyone is going to be surprised to know I'm an ******* I have bad news for you.
 
jumpin bean said:
Dam that video nailed it on the head. I don’t like eating my bird with only snow to wash it down though lol
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Right?

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve just been sitting in a random place waiting for someone to just give me heroin.
 
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