Special Christmas message to JazzFanz from Georges Niang

[Brsn]

That's great. Love when he mentioned Best Buy.

 

[Hitman]

I don't question if these things were reported, I Just don't believe them. Maybe what I know is just a myth, but Im pretty sure being below 5% is unhealthy and decreases athletic performance.

There's just no way in hell Malone ever played or trained at 2.6% body fat. I can kind of believe just below 5%, but not sub 3%. That's like what body builders get to right before a competition and it's very taxing to their health.

IIRR, body fat acts as a shock absorber around your vital organs, and a certain amount of fat is necessary for other reasons I don't recall. It is unhealthy to go below a certain percentage, and I've seen the 5% minimum figure as well.

 

[LoPo]

What are you talking about. He doesn't get any hate. He's obviously a great guy. I'd love to hang out with him. Sounds like he has an interesting life story.

It's his sub-par basketball skills and general on-the-court suckitude that we hate.

I was referring to the hate he gets about his play. The Niang hate in the Green Waiving thread is abysmal. I like Niang as a player. The guy can flat out shoot.

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[Miggs]

Apocryphal story some guys made up because I called up One Brow once because I thought he was harassing me. Actually, it was Kanter. They said I broke into his house and stole his underwear. Of course not true.

Sounds too crazy not to be true.

 

[UB]

I am so ****ing wet rn

 

[LogGrad98]

I was referring to the hate he gets about his play. The Niang hate in the Green Waiving thread is abysmal. I like Niang as a player. The guy can flat out shoot.

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Oh the hate he gets about his play is fully justified. He sucks. We are worse with him on the court. He fails the eye test miserably. Yeah he can hit 1.2 out of the 3 threes he attempts per game. But his D is terrible and for his size his rebounding is atrocious. I wonder what incriminating pictures he has. Is he the new exum, but without the injuries? The new inexplicable untouchable player? I think DL always needs a project player on board for whatever reason. Makes him feel like a cutting edge GM maybe? IDK. All I know is that more minutes from Niang will only mean more blown leads.

 

[Hekate]

Championships are won by players, not cute rented videos. I'm a nice guy, but you sure as **** don't want my fat *** on the team.

You aren't nice.

 

[candrew]

I really hope Georges didnt come here and read all the slander on his name.

I'm sure it's strongly suggested to players by agents/coaches/management not to visit sites like this.

Maybe one day if Georges is making max money he can be like Shaq and pay one of his hangers-on to Google his name every day.

 

[Getting Traded]

Sounds too crazy not to be true.

Now it is kind of funny but since I wasn't a Kanter fan and also I'm not a woman or gay, why would I want Kanter's underwear? Knowing me, if I did something like that, I would've posted a picture on Jazzfanz, right?

 

[Jazzta]

Now it is kind of funny but since I wasn't a Kanter fan and also I'm not a woman or gay, why would I want Kanter's underwear? Knowing me, if I did something like that, I would've posted a picture on Jazzfanz, right?

Ok now I’m legit creeped out.

 

[Jason]

Huge props and thanks to @infection for this... classic.

 

[bigb]

You aren't nice.

His online jazzfanz persona may not be the nicest, but I’d guess his real life persona is pretty cool. Just like the vast majority of us.


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[Getting Traded]

Ok now I’m legit creeped out.

Don't take everything I say, seriously. First of all, I never would steal anyone's underwear, man or woman. Secondly, if I did, I would be too embarrassed to post it.

 

[LogGrad98]

His online jazzfanz persona may not be the nicest, but I’d guess his real life persona is pretty cool. Just like the vast majority of us.


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You take that back you ************! I'm the nicest ****ing dude in this whole place *******!

 

[Hekate]

His online jazzfanz persona may not be the nicest, but I’d guess his real life persona is pretty cool. Just like the vast majority of us.


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So he isn't nice here?

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Wtf Georges. I'm the Niang Gang originator!

 

[Miggs]

His online jazzfanz persona may not be the nicest, but I’d guess his real life persona is pretty cool. Just like the vast majority of us.


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Please. **** off, fatboy.

 

[bigb]

Please. **** off, fatboy.

Go beat your kid some more **** face.


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[Miggs]

[/QUOTE]

Go beat your kid some more **** face.


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I only sent her to her room!

 

[LogGrad98]

I only sent her to her room![/QUOTE]
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