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Thee Idiotic Minivan K

Thee Idiotic Minivan K

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The situation with my TP is at the critical stage. (Half a roll left) If any of you idiots are at the store and see toilet paper post the address and store damnit!! I will check frequently.
 
Thee jazz fan said:
The situation with my TP is at the critical stage. (Half a roll left) If any of you idiots are at the store and see toilet paper post the address and store damnit!! I will check frequently.
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Are you in the Salt Lake Valley?

I didn't go nuts but I have at least a few rolls to spare.

I heard Amazon will have TP in stock in very ample quantities very soon.

We're not using TP more than normal, people are just buying more than normal. The hoarding price gougers are going to get ****ed in the *** so hard their entire garage full of TP isn't going to be enough to clean up the mess.
 
Gameface said:
Are you in the Salt Lake Valley?

I didn't go nuts but I have at least a few rolls to spare.

I heard Amazon will have TP in stock in very ample quantities very soon.

We're not using TP more than normal, people are just buying more than normal. The hoarding price gougers are going to get ****ed in the *** so hard their entire garage full of TP isn't going to be enough to clean up the mess.
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Well if that happens to them they will need a lot of TP. And Vaseline.
 
Gameface said:
Are you in the Salt Lake Valley?

I didn't go nuts but I have at least a few rolls to spare.

I heard Amazon will have TP in stock in very ample quantities very soon.

We're not using TP more than normal, people are just buying more than normal. The hoarding price gougers are going to get ****ed in the *** so hard their entire garage full of TP isn't going to be enough to clean up the mess.
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Lol. When will amazon have it available. Yes in SLC
 
Thee jazz fan said:
Lol. When will amazon have it available. Yes in SLC
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Well if you really do need a couple rolls send me a PM. I don't have specifics on the Amazon thing but just read something they put out saying they'll be ready to meet demand soon.
 
There’s going to be an underconsumption for toilet paper because everyone is conserving.
 
Take a shower after every ****. I did that when I only had a floor toilet and hurt my knee playing basketball. It's nice not using tp. Makes the butt feel better.
 
Thee jazz fan said:
Lol. My dad just called, he bought me a bunch of napkins o_O
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haha

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Thee jazz fan said:
The situation with my TP is at the critical stage. (Half a roll left) If any of you idiots are at the store and see toilet paper post the address and store damnit!! I will check frequently.
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I just bought some at Smith's marketplace. There was a line at the tp isle and they would only let a few people go down it at a time. They were limiting people to 1 pack. I'm sure it's gone now.

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