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Hassan Whiteside: Enforcer

I think enforcer is the wrong word. He’s an irritant… he’s a bit of an *******… it’s something we’ve needed. We could still use another tough guy but that might be Paschall.
 
So I had a dream last night. I was back in my youth and was a part of some friend/mentor program where you pair with a troubled youth. My friend was a super tall and lengthy black kid... we had a great time... he was hilarious. He had one moment where he was flipping out and at a driver and totally lost his cool... to the point he was opening the door while we were going 65 mph on the freeway. He calmed down and laughed it off. When I awoke I realized it was Whiteside all along... and there was only one set of footprints in the sand... mostly because he likely was giving me a piggy back ride... EAGLE!!!!!!!
 
Handlogten's Heros said:
So I had a dream last night. I was back in my youth and was a part of some friend/mentor program where you pair with a troubled youth. My friend was a super tall and lengthy black kid... we had a great time... he was hilarious. He had one moment where he was flipping out and at a driver and totally lost his cool... to the point he was opening the door while we were going 65 mph on the freeway. He calmed down and laughed it off. When I awoke I realized it was Whiteside all along... and there was only one set of footprints in the sand... mostly because he likely was giving me a piggy back ride... EAGLE!!!!!!!
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Dude runs 65 mph in sand. Impressive. He’s the Sandman.
 
Handlogten's Heros said:
I think enforcer is the wrong word.
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Yeah, enforcer is the wrong word. The correct word is thug.

Ooooh, he said "thug"! Bottom line is that is the precise word to describe Whiteside on the court. My Knicks in recent years have had a number of these thug-types -- Bobby Portis, one of the Morris twin psychos, Latrell Sprewell (a guy who choked his own coach)...believe me, these guys are not fun to have on your team. They are goons, thugs. Funny thing is, Spree, Morris, and Portis could actually be very good basketball players. But they concentrated too much of their game on being a thug. I've already seen highlights of Jazz games, the season is not even two weeks old and already Whiteside is concentrating on being a thug. Believe me, you will tire of his behavior soon.
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
Yeah, enforcer is the wrong word. The correct word is thug.

Ooooh, he said "thug"! Bottom line is that is the precise word to describe Whiteside on the court. My Knicks in recent years have had a number of these thug-types -- Bobby Portis, one of the Morris twin psychos, Latrell Sprewell (a guy who choked his own coach)...believe me, these guys are not fun to have on your team. They are goons, thugs. Funny thing is, Spree, Morris, and Portis could actually be very good basketball players. But they concentrated too much of their game on being a thug. I've already seen highlights of Jazz games, the season is not even two weeks old and already Whiteside is concentrating on being a thug. Believe me, you will tire of his behavior soon.
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And to think not one jailhouse tattoo is on his skin.
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
Jailhouse tattoos? That's for amateurs and low level criminals. Whiteside is the real deal. John Wayne Gacy have any tattoos? John Wilkes Boothe? How about Hitler? See what I am getting at? Whiteside is hardcore bad. Evil. And you Jazz signed him for how many years?
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Well seeing that you linked him to the notorious serial killers like JWG and Hitler I must say you're right, Whiteside has been killin the game this year.
 
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