Keyonte’s nickname ideas

[The Midnight]

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Oh man… soooooooo gooodd…

 

[Archie Moses]

Kingyonte George

 

[LogGrad98]

Kingyonte George

I tried King George. Got shot down by all the Lebron knob gobblers.

And welcome back!

 

[1-Jazzfan]

Since Clarkson's the Flamethrower, Keyonte can be the Firecracker.
I also proposed KeyG3, but no one said much about it.

 

[The Midnight]

Since Clarkson's the Flamethrower, Keyonte can be the Firecracker.
I also proposed KeyG3, but no one said much about it.

I like KeyG3…

… it still sounded too much like KG3 that most thought could be though.

 

[The Midnight]

I tried King George. Got shot down by all the Lebron knob gobblers.

And welcome back!

Yeah but his idea doesn’t rhyme with “King James”.

 

[LogGrad98]

Yeah but his idea doesn’t rhyme with “King James”.

Um, neither does King George. Do you understand how rhyming works?

 

[The Midnight]

Um, neither does King George. Do you understand how rhyming works?

King George - King James.

Do those not rhyme?

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

I’ve got it!!! And it’s money… THE key Factor

 

[LogGrad98]

King George - King James.

Do those not rhyme?

Nope. George doesn't rhyme with James. It's the last thing said that rhymes. Go read the lyrics of any pop song.

 

[The Midnight]

Nope. George doesn't rhyme with James. It's the last thing said that rhymes. Go read the lyrics of any pop song.

How about alliteration then?

 

[LogGrad98]

How about alliteration then?

Nope it isn't alliteration either. That is saying something specifically signifying similarity in sound, a syllabic sonata, so to speak. Typically it is in the same phrase or sentence. It is not typicaly considered alliteration to have it be in unconnected phrases. Sky-man Scurry was alliteration, for example. You are stuck on the word "King", then what about Bernard King? Basketball Reference lists 10 players actually named King. Or Dennis Rodman had a nickname of The Rebound King. Nothing wrong with King George, when he is going to be the one to take the throne, baby! There, want to call him The Usurper instead? King George, the Usurper.

 

[slc]

LeBron is called King James cause he may be the best of all time
Not sure about King George

 

[NUMBERICA]

LeBron is called King James cause he may be the best of all time
Not sure about King George

More importantly, he mostly played for the Cavaliers (which means knights).

 

[Archie Moses]

Queenyonte George.

That settles it.

 

[Archie Moses]

Keyonte > Dante

 

[whatthe]

KeyFab

 

[infection]

Well I guess we could call him The New International Version. Or at least the Joseph Smith Translation.

 

[SoberasHotRod]

I'll add a really bad one since that seems to be the theme here.

Larry Johnson was Grandmama, maybe he could be the Auntie. I'm pretty sure his name is pronounced Tae and not Tee, so it doesn't really work, but the Auntie would be a pretty unique nickname.

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

How about not dedex