Harden?

[David Hume]

James Edward Harden Jr. would require establishments in which scantily clad maidens exposed their breasts and other regions of the body that entice thoughts of copulation. Without these, he would not be properly motivated to join our Jazz. Commit him to the Clippers, thoughts of him on thy Jazz are nothing but sophistry and illusion.

 

[Miggs]

Lol… you are correct and it’s crazy I remember this. I was in the hallway at church holding our young child (at the time) when I read the thread where you mentioned trying to get fish to go.

I’m glad someone remembers it. My memory is shot. The wife is killing me.

 

[Miggs]

James Harden will come to Utah and will become obsessed with hiking. He'll drop the weight, rescue wild animals and will shoot better than ever. Just kidding. But here's a photo of him hiking, though it doesn't appear to be legit hiking:


Hiking

Is that hiking or is he just in the midst of a hill workout?

 

[fishonjazz]

Could be wrong but I think I tried to get fish and Gameface to Southern Exposure with me but they wouldn’t go. Could be wrong though.

Ya it was something like that. Married with children Fish doesn't go to strip clubs. Sorry bro

 

[Miggs]

Ya it was something like that. Married with children Fish doesn't go to strip clubs. Sorry bro

Haha. Hey fwiw, I didn’t go either.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Can't shoot. Hates basketball. Insufferable douche. Would rather not.

The worst of the worst of the worst.

 

[NUMBERICA]

I remember when people would post on here of seeing Jazz players who I won’t name, but they belonged to our last playoff teams before our last playoff iterations, how they’d be at Southern Exposure.

I truly do not understand strip clubs. What is it about? Power? Cuz if you horny and you wanna be horny, go home and do something real about it. Or be super duper straight and… hang out with your homies where you all have boners? I don’t get it.

I went one time as a bucket-list/YOLO thing a few years back and it was even more odd and awkward than I imagined.

It’s gross. The grossest part is it really appears and feels like raw power dynamics.

 

[infection]

Ya it was something like that. Married with children Fish doesn't go to strip clubs. Sorry bro

But the actual Married with Children guy, Al Bundy, did.

 

[infection]

I truly do not understand strip clubs. What is it about? Power? Cuz if you horny and you wanna be horny, go home and do something real about it. Or be super duper straight and… hang out with your homies where you all have boners? I don’t get it.

I went one time as a bucket-list/YOLO thing a few years back and it was even more odd and awkward than I imagined.

It’s gross. The grossest part is it really appears and feels like raw power dynamics.

I'd imagine the motivations have as much variability as there are individuals patronizing. I can't speak to that, though.

 

[TheGoldStandard]

Ya it was something like that. Married with children Fish doesn't go to strip clubs. Sorry bro

Partial strip clubs (pasties and bottoms) don't count anyway.

 

[Fosto]

I'd imagine the motivations have as much variability as there are individuals patronizing. I can't speak to that, though.

I imagine it's probably the horniness.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I truly do not understand strip clubs. What is it about? Power? Cuz if you horny and you wanna be horny, go home and do something real about it. Or be super duper straight and… hang out with your homies where you all have boners? I don’t get it.

I went one time as a bucket-list/YOLO thing a few years back and it was even more odd and awkward than I imagined.

It’s gross. The grossest part is it really appears and feels like raw power dynamics.

I think it's just a place to party where the elite of the elite sex workers work and you get to show off your wealth

I guess you could just stay home and hire one, but I guess there is some kind of thrill in going out and going to the dealership. Guess it's an introvert vs extrovert kind of thing.

 

[Fosto]

I think it's just a place to party where the elite of the elite sex workers work and you get to show off your wealth

I guess you could just stay home and hire one, but I guess there is some kind of thrill in going out and going to the dealership. Guess it's an introvert vs extrovert kind of thing.

When I think of strip club clientele, the last thing that comes to mind is "ultra-rich men showing off their wealth".

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

When I think of strip club clientele, the last thing that comes to mind is "ultra-rich men showing off their wealth".

I mean, that's what strip club culture is in hip hop.

 

[Fosto]

I mean, that's what strip club culture is in hip hop.

Now that I think about it, that sounds right for the hip hop culture. I was thinking more of Southern Exposure type of clients (in Utah), which strikes me as more working class rednecks.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

We need an elite playmaker... but Harden ain't the guy for just so many reasons.

 

[SoberasHotRod]

We need an elite playmaker... but Harden ain't the guy for just so many reasons.

Yeah, but if you ignore all of those reasons he would be perfect.

Get on the phone DA!

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

I truly do not understand strip clubs. What is it about? Power? Cuz if you horny and you wanna be horny, go home and do something real about it. Or be super duper straight and… hang out with your homies where you all have boners? I don’t get it.

I went one time as a bucket-list/YOLO thing a few years back and it was even more odd and awkward than I imagined.

It’s gross. The grossest part is it really appears and feels like raw power dynamics.

Most dudes go to a strip club and their brain says: 'TA-TAS!!!

Numberica analyzes and strip club and says: "hang out with your homies where you all have boners... and Raw power dynamic"

I wonder what your thoughts are on other topics like: Petting zoos, splash pads, food trucks, and websites for people who snap dick picks of celebrity athletes to determine how hung they are (tis summer afterall).

PS. I don't disagree with you Numberica. But your intellect is showing...

 

[Isaiah 1:13]

I'd imagine the motivations have as much variability as there are individuals patronizing. I can't speak to that, though.

Harden has the reputation as a real skank hound, he wouldn’t be there just to look trust me. I mean there’s a reason that Miami has zero interest in the guy.

 

[kabenac]

Is that hiking or is he just in the midst of a hill workout?

Doesn't look like a great hike but the Tweet claimed: "gone hiking The Beard is back in the 480" Must be in AZ somewhere as I know someone with a 480 phone number and that's around Scottsdale.