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[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Married 32 years thank you very much. With many many girlfriends over the years. How is the incel life treating you?

Then get a boyfriend

 

[LogGrad98]

Then get a boyfriend

Dude I appreciate the offer, but you might have missed the part where I'm married. Not that you aren't likely an ok-looking incel, but you know, not in the market, so to speak.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Then get a boyfriend

Geez it just dawned on me you’ve been married 32 years. Congrats, and damn!! You’ve been married 11 years longer than me!! You old!!!

 

[The Midnight]

Married 32 years thank you very much. With many many girlfriends over the years. How is the incel life treating you?

Your married years is nearly my age.. lol..

 

[LogGrad98]

Geez it just dawned on me you’ve been married 32 years. Congrats, and damn!! You’ve been married 11 years longer than me!! You old!!!

So, wanna go out? I know this nice little pizza place with private booths. If you both eat garlic bread it doesn't matter, right?

 

[LogGrad98]

Your married years is nearly my age.. lol..

It's right on my son's age, minus 1 year. He was born exactly one month to the day before our first anniversary. Goddamn we were young and stupid!

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

So, wanna go out? I know this nice little pizza place with private booths. If you both eat garlic bread it doesn't matter, right?

Jokes on you, I haven’t eaten pizza in 3 years.

 

[LogGrad98]

Jokes on you, I haven’t eaten pizza in 3 years.

Spaghetti it is!

 

[The Midnight]

Jokes on you, I haven’t eaten pizza in 3 years.

lol.. why?

 

[LogGrad98]

lol.. why?

He's had too much pizza in his life, the curse of being an incel.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Spaghetti it is!

Haven’t eaten spaghetti in that same time. Lol true story.

 

[LogGrad98]

Haven’t eaten spaghetti in that same time. Lol true story.

Plain raw kale it is!

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

lol.. why?

The only meat I eat is chicken and I don’t eat tomatoes

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Plain raw kale it is!

Yum

 

[The Midnight]

It's right on my son's age, minus 1 year. He was born exactly one month to the day before our first anniversary. Goddamn we were young and stupid!

Do you recommend married life?

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

@silesian your pick

 

[LogGrad98]

Do you recommend married life?

I don't really know anything different. I can tell you that getting them to the point of Stockholm syndrome sure helps!

 

[Miggs]

At camp with Pickett today. Pretty cool.

 

[Fosto]

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At camp with Pickett today. Pretty cool.

You're way younger than I thought..

 

[silesian]

Garnett.