Shams: Jazz forfeit rights to 2025 first round draft selection for violation of anti-competitive policies
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Handlogten's Heros
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When I am president I will send April Fools Day into the sun.
But until then...
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I'm keeping a list and will punish violators retroactively.
I had predicted this would happen.
Which part?
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when Thee wakes up we are in for a seriously confused rant.
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You’ll need to un-tag him so he sees OP first.
Thee Idiotic Minivan K
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Bless you for tagging me. Because you tagged me I ended up reading this before I saw anything then started reading from post #8 to the op. So I knew it was an April fools joke @Handlogten's Heros SIR… you saved me from the meltdown of the century and maybe a plummet off a cliff. My hero
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That's too.
There's always next year I guess
Hopefully Flagg stays in school
There's always next year I guess
Hopefully Flagg stays in school
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That you or someone would be posting this on this exact day.
Haha, saw this on Reddit when I woke up and took me a second.
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After that last game where we literally had not a single rotation player playing, I could believe this. Pretty blatant ****.
Silver: "Wait you mean they are all injured?"
Ainge: "Uh, yeah. Yep. Uh-huh, all injured."
Silver: "Lauri?"
Ainge: "That darn hammy."
Silver: "Sexton?"
Ainge: "Yeah, uh, pelvis?"
Silver: "Uh-huh. Sure. Ok how about Clarkson? He has been really steady."
Ainge: "Who? Oh yeah, he's on the team. Umm, foot? His foot hurts, what is that called?"
Silver: "Plantar fasciitis?"
Ainge: "Yeah that's it, planter's fascists."
Silver: "Hmmmmmmm."
Silver: "Wait you mean they are all injured?"
Ainge: "Uh, yeah. Yep. Uh-huh, all injured."
Silver: "Lauri?"
Ainge: "That darn hammy."
Silver: "Sexton?"
Ainge: "Yeah, uh, pelvis?"
Silver: "Uh-huh. Sure. Ok how about Clarkson? He has been really steady."
Ainge: "Who? Oh yeah, he's on the team. Umm, foot? His foot hurts, what is that called?"
Silver: "Plantar fasciitis?"
Ainge: "Yeah that's it, planter's fascists."
Silver: "Hmmmmmmm."
This was on Reddit?
Yep, check out r/Utahjazz. I'm guessing it was reposted right after his shams post there.
Thee Idiotic Minivan K
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The jazz should be given a pass this year. The Jazz have never shamelessly tanked when everyone else was. How else are they going to get talent whe we doing it right compared to everyone else. The Jazz just got fed up with being the nice guy. I’m glad we’ve been shameless this year.