A serious question

[TroutBum]

Isn't the whole purpose of being a Jazz fan is to **** Laker fans?


First of all, as a general rule, never pass up booty. Second of all if it is "hot" booty, ride that train until you get tossed off, which you eventually will. This is a mandatory rule that must be followed under all costs. Now for you young guys with pride and morals and other silly rules at this point in your life, discard that false bravado. In 25 years all you meat heads are going to be needing a serious fantasy library in order to survive.

So, Kicky, do what you got to do. Play the hot streak and make exceptional mental notes. You are in the zone, you are Stockton circa 1988 -1991. Don't be a moron. I'd wear a Kobe jersey, yellow tube socks, and a Jerry Buss mask if necessary.

After 8 years of marriage, my fantasy library makes Netflix look like a corner drug store in Smallville, ID.

Preach on, Brother Pearl.

 

[The Pearl]

Kicky,

Whatever works.

The point is you have Teddy KGB on the ropes and all you gotta do is "check, check, check." You gotta bust that up all night.

 

[The Pearl]

After 8 years of marriage, my fantasy library makes Netflix look like a corner drug store in Smallville, ID.

Preach on, Brother Pearl.

Wait until 25 years. You have no idea the depths you will go too. Your current fantasy reel will look like Disney movies.

 

[freakazoid]

I'll report back on her insides at a later date.

After it turns black and falls off, you should place it in a freezer immediatly, just in case they find a cure someday.

 

[Beantown]

Kicky just marry a guy. Its legal in California now. Then you guys can just watch sports all day and then just make sure he is a Jazz fan. Then you can go golfing, share clothes and porn. No nagging or periods to deal with. You wouldnt even have to worry about him getting knocked up. This actually sounds pretty good.

Just learn to love your hand over the touch of a woman and you are all set.

 

[kwb]

Next time you **** her, make her wear her Kobe jersey.

 

[colton]

I've started dating a new girl who is really hot, pretty smart, and all the good stuff. Etc. Etc.

She's also a Lakers fan.

Do I have to end the relationship immediately?

Will she try to convert your kids to Lakerism if the relationship ever goes that far? If so, bail now. If she's willing to let you raise your kids in the church\\\\\\ team of your choice, then it's probably worth pursuing further.

 

[colton]

What if she insists you wear a Lakers jersey at an upcoming Suns vs. Lakers game?

If you are even thinking about doing that for a second then we will shortly be in the market for a new moderator.

 

[Beantown]

Next time you **** her, make her wear her Kobe jersey.

Then "mark it" when you're done......well almost done...you know what I mean.

 

[Stoked]

Will she try to convert your kids to Lakerism if the relationship ever goes that far? If so, bail now. If she's willing to let you raise your kids in the church\\\\\\ team of your choice, then it's probably worth pursuing further.

So what if your kids become Laker fans. Now she should respect your Jazz fandom just as much as you should her Laker fandom. If you guys cannot then maybe that is a sign of deeper disrespect.

Apart from a firm foundation I am determined to let my kids become who they are meant to be not who I want them to be.

 

[sirkickyass]

Kicky,

Whatever works.

The point is you have Teddy KGB on the ropes and all you gotta do is "check, check, check." You gotta bust that up all night.

You should have seen her reaction last time I laid down a monster hand.

After it turns black and falls off, you should place it in a freezer immediatly, just in case they find a cure someday.

Worth it.

Kicky just marry a guy. Its legal in California now.

Too bad I don't live in California anymore.

Next time you **** her, make her wear her Kobe jersey.

Only if we're in Eagle, Colorado.

Will she try to convert your kids to Lakerism if the relationship ever goes that far? If so, bail now. If she's willing to let you raise your kids in the church\\\\\\ team of your choice, then it's probably worth pursuing further.

I'm sure I can win out on the exchange of ideas with the kids. Dad is always more fun than mom. And yes, she's already started naming the kids.

So what if your kids become Laker fans. Now she should respect your Jazz fandom just as much as you should her Laker fandom. If you guys cannot then maybe that is a sign of deeper disrespect.

Apart from a firm foundation I am determined to let my kids become who they are meant to be not who I want them to be.

I appreciate you for taking this topic with the appropriate level of seriousness. My only regret is not putting a poll on it.

 

[Bronco70]

Next time you **** her, make her wear her Kobe jersey.

I'm positive there's a second part to this, but I am unwilling to be the one that brings it up.

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

I appreciate you for taking this topic with the appropriate level of seriousness. My only regret is not putting a poll on it.

That's what she said.

But seriously gratz and I have a new found deep respect for Pearl, only thing I'd like to add is see if you instead of saying the lords name, your name just have her yell out "Jazz" instead. I would've said have her yell out Fes's name but then you'd prolly nut too soon.

 

[Stoked]

@Sirkickyass I am just a big proponet of love peopel for who they are. Not who you want them to be.

I am not to serious so no worries there. Maybe you guys could roll play and you can "get banged on" as that one Jazzfanz poster says.

You could dress up as Kobe and her a poor little white girl.

 

[TroutBum]

Wait until 25 years. You have no idea the depths you will go too. Your current fantasy reel will look like Disney movies.

But what if my current fantasy reel already has a solid rotation of Disney princesses? You can't tell me that Jasmine and Tiana wouldn't make a delicious Trout sandwich.

 

[The Pearl]

But what if my current fantasy reel already has a solid rotation of Disney princesses? You can't tell me that Jasmine and Tiana wouldn't make a delicious Trout sandwich.

When you starting working your way through selected cousins, various non-blood family members, and women eligible for AARP discounts than we will have a serious discussion.

 

[TroutBum]

When you starting working your way through selected cousins, various non-blood family members, and women eligible for AARP discounts than we will have a serious discussion.

I... wow. I really have nothing to add to this. I will, however, shudder a little bit.

 

[Stoked]

When you starting working your way through selected cousins, various non-blood family members, and women eligible for AARP discounts than we will have a serious discussion.

I am adopted into a Mormon family. I have a huge selection. Like a buffet.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

How long has it been since you've had a girlfriend?

Holy cow, if this has been addressed in subsequent posts, then I apologize in advance. Apologize for not responding sooner. Jesus Christ Kicky, grow a pair. What's your point here? Never challenge a hot girl because they'll just break up with you? Man oh man. **** that. Play hard to get. The fact is, you're pretty much a tool so if she likes you in the first place, it's divine intervention. It's not your place to screw up said providence by taking it up the butt from this girl every chance you get. The fact that you even started this thread means you already know the answer. Now just man up for once in your life, date the girl if she cools, and if she ever asks to wear a Lakers jersey, tell her no. If she ever asks you to wear a condom after dating for a long time, tell her no. And God forbid, if she ever gets out the anal beads for you, tell her no. And run!

 

[Stoked]

Holy cow, if this has been addressed in subsequent posts, then I apologize in advance. Apologize for not responding sooner. Jesus Christ Kicky, grow a pair. What's your point here? Never challenge a hot girl because they'll just break up with you? Man oh man. **** that. Play hard to get. The fact is, you're pretty much a tool so if she likes you in the first place, it's divine intervention. It's not your place to screw up said providence by taking it up the butt from this girl every chance you get. The fact that you even started this thread means you already know the answer. Now just man up for once in your life, date the girl if she cools, and if she ever asks to wear a Lakers jersey, tell her no. If she ever asks you to wear a condom after dating for a long time, tell her no. And God forbid, if she ever gets out the anal beads for you, tell her no. And run!

How many kids do you have?