Poker Tournament 2-17-12 at 7pm -- League Game #1

[Gameface]

We're at 19. If you're thinking about it act fast!

 

[franklin]

I'm debating whether to bring my buy-in in quarters or pennies.

Bring the pennies and I'll cash you out. I'm going to the strip club right afterward.

 

[bigb]

You son of a bitch.

I couldn't tell which you would prefer. I'm also open to nickels and dimes.

 

[Gameface]

Okay, we're at 20. I'm excited to see you guys on Friday.

 

[TroutBum]

Oh man. With my winnings I think I'll buy a U of U flag, cut it up into neat little strips, and use it to wipe my *** for the next few days. Money well spent, aye.

 

[Bronco70]

^ Equal parts eloquent and precious.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Stop Gambling

 

[Stoked]

Stop Gambling

lol

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to JazzSpazz again.

 

[Gameface]

I'm ready!

 

[TroutBum]

To lose?

 

[Gameface]

To lose?

Bring it bro!

 

[TroutBum]

Oh, don't you worry. It'll be brung, yo.

 

[franklin]

I'm going to abort your chips like your fathers meant to abort your chips before...

 

[TroutBum]

I'm going to abort your chips like your fathers meant to abort your chips before...

Already started drinking, huh? This is going to be easier than I thought.

 

[franklin]

Already started drinking, huh? This is going to be easier than I thought.

I see I have to explain that just like I have to explain how to play poker to you.

 

[franklin]

Results? I need results. If T-Bag won the first tourny after felting me then I might have to quit the league out of shame.

 

[bigb]

Results? I need results. If T-Bag won the first tourny after felting me then I might have to quit the league out of shame.

The fish's *** took 3rd. I somehow managed to limp into 4th. Gameface won it, of course (I swear he's cheating).

 

[TroutBum]

I felt bad for GF and the other fella, so I let them have first and second. I did enjoy busting your *** though, but not as much as I enjoyed your tantrum and abrupt exit of the premises.

 

[UGLI baby]

Thanks again GameFace. The game was obviously rigged, but fun nonetheless.

Congrats to Trout. Taking 3rd without understanding how the game works or what the "chippy things" are for, as you put it, is quite impressive.

Pumped for the next game.

 

[Bronco70]

Thanks again GameFace. The game was obviously rigged, but fun nonetheless.

Congrats to Trout. Taking 3rd without understanding how the game works or what the "chippy things" are for, as you put it, is quite impressive.

Pumped for the next game.

I never figured out who you were at the game.