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Craig and trout wil go on a DATE

My money is on the two of them actually getting along well.



When they both recollect their date, craig will probably talk about how awesome Trout is, and Trout will lie and say how much he "hated" Craig.
I asked for it, or rather, I gave him permission to do that. Well, he was clever.

It went exactly the way I expected it. I have said many times that if Trout and I met, we would get along fine.
Trout is a cool chill dude. No real surprise there. Bit of a low talker...
But the jerk didn't let me pay!

I actually was kinda hoping that Trout would post on here what a fraud I am, or something like that....would have been more fun

P.S. Craig is a fraud.


Dalastradamus.
 
Holy **** balls, craig, how many self-help videos or piss poor motivational speeches have you done at the local Raddison over the years? Dude, no joke, you're a dead ringer for Tony Robbins loser brother who still asks for money from his mom and when she doesn't give it, gets angry, screams at her, takes it, and then enables her drinking habit that she probably first began after the same **** that your dad dished out 35 years before.

Or something.
 
Holy **** balls, craig, how many self-help videos or piss poor motivational speeches have you done at the local Raddison over the years? Dude, no joke, you're a dead ringer for Tony Robbins loser brother who still asks for money from his mom and when she doesn't give it, gets angry, screams at her, takes it, and then enables her drinking habit that she probably first began after the same **** that your dad dished out 35 years before.

Or something.

Or something....I don't know what that is all about.

But believe it or not...I was just at Macys, where I was totally picked up on twice.
First was the checkout girl, a teen, she was giving me eyes and smiles like you wouldn't believe. She was cute, but obviously too young for me.
Then the lady in front of me, as I was going to my car, her son yells at me to come over to where they are, and she gives me her number and tells me to call her. I won't do it. I don't ladies with teenagers.
 
Or something....I don't know what that is all about.

But believe it or not...I was just at Macys, where I was totally picked up on twice.
First was the checkout girl, a teen, she was giving me eyes and smiles like you wouldn't believe. She was cute, but obviously too young for me.
Then the lady in front of me, as I was going to my car, her son yells at me to come over to where they are, and she gives me her number and tells me to call her. I won't do it. I don't ladies with teenagers.

Just show them your Jazzfanz posts and they'll leave you alone.
 
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Holy **** craig really? Stop letting your mom dress you and do your hair.
 
so i am proud I am kinda you guys Shidduch, so if you guys decide to get married and adopt children. i'd be proud to be their godfather.
 
Did you give Craig the purple streaks in his hair in Paint or did he get a touch up at the local hair academy before the date?
 
He woogeted out on the board. I thought Vinylone was the biggest bitch we had, but it looks like he has competition.
 
He woogeted out on the board. I thought Vinylone was the biggest bitch we had, but it looks like he has competition.

I woogeted out on the board for a month or so. But I'm glad to come back to find this thread. I also am ashamed I wasn't a candidate for the biggest bitch we've ever had.
 
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