Is Hayward God?

[Stifle Tower]

I kneel twice each day and face west. To Gordon, I pray. (PBUH)

I also pray to the altars of KOC and Honz(ward). In our hour of deepest despair, they were the only ones to see that our Saviour was just a humble boy from a small school in Indiana. While the rest of us mocked and booed the selection, just as the Sadducees and Pharisees of old mocked HIM, only KOC and Honz knew the true identity of that babyfaced boy from Butler, the man we now worship as King of the Jazz.

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

Today I had a bad day. A major problem. My problem was in the shape of the anti-Gordon.

You went to taco BELL didn't you.

 

[TroutBum]

I also pray to the altars of KOC and Honz(ward). In our hour of deepest despair, they were the only ones to see that our Saviour was just a humble boy from a small school in Indiana. While the rest of us mocked and booed the selection, just as the Sadducees and Pharisees of old mocked HIM, only KOC and Honz knew the true identity of that babyfaced boy from Butler, the man we now worship as King of the Jazz.

That is the best part, tbh.

 

[fallenchicken]

They said Durant just had a off-night, that's all it was.


They, the non-believers, refuse to see the bright white light in front of them.

 

[Deleted member 848]

They said Durant just had a off-night, that's all it was.


They, the non-believers, refuse to see the bright white light in front of them.

If there ever was a post that was fully rep-worthy, this is it.

 

[BabyPeterzz]

"It was aliens."

"No, it was Hayward."

"Shiiiiii"

 

[Stifle Tower]

They said Durant just had a off-night, that's all it was.


They, the non-believers, refuse to see the bright white light in front of them.

Did they even know Hayward's name or did they just say "that young man?"

Some day other teams are going to start giving thethe Jazz some respect. Until then, Utah will be content to just fly under the radar. And when teams go down, they'll just attribute it to an "off night." But we all know that in 2012, a shining new star has arisen in the West and that star is the Utah Jazz.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Insert obligatory "Gordon Hayward is a deity" remark here.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Anyone notice God has been using that pullup runner in the 12'-ish range pretty effectively lately?

 

[The Midnight]

Insert obligatory "Gordon Hayward is a deity" remark here.

"On Cue"

 

[spycam1]

Why would God let bad things happen to a good team? I think I'm losing my faith.

 

[TroutBum]

Why would God let bad things happen to a good team? I think I'm losing my faith.

God lives that men might have joy. Or something like that. Like I've said before, you can't really have the joy of a beautiful dawn without the frigid dread of night.

Stay strong, my friend, He will provide a way. (PBUH)

 

[Deleted member 848]

Yes,




Yes he is.

 

[fallenchicken]

From ESPN analysts to TNT, they all gush over Gordon Hayward.

Also, I just found out his mother's name is Mary. Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Afflalo has been smited.

 

[Deleted member 848]

From ESPN analysts to TNT, they all gush over Gordon Hayward.

Also, I just found out his mother's name is Mary. Coincidence? I think not.

What were they saying?

 

[fallenchicken]

Afflalo is going to Hell. Elbowing God? Really, Affalo? After all he's done for you?

I expect Affalo's knees to explode and spray knee juice all over Denver's front row.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

What were they saying?

Mullen was talking about how his game is really diverse and even if he isn't doing well in one area, he makes up for it in others. Also said he was an underrated defender, then said he was a very good defender.

Kenny and Charles from TNT always talk about how awesome he is whenever the Jazz are being discussed.

Michael Wilbon and Barry think the Jazz have great young pieces.

 

[TroutBum]

 

[fallenchicken]

Screensaver worthy.