The Official Man Thread

[Archie Moses]

For Jazzfanz men only. Please post your manly suggestions in here.

How to start out your day manly.

Take a shower and use these products.

This face wash will smack your face so hard with freshness it will make it tingle like Beanclown when he watches Al Jefferson youtube videos.

Brazilian Hot Mud from Ax. Need I say more? Who doesn't want to smell like mud citrus? I know I do!

Ride a motorcycle:

Just so everyone knows how manly you really are, randomly rev the engine for no reason just to let everyone know the size of your balls. This seems to be working well for people under 6".

Go fishing:

Catching trout with a fly rod from a float tube is almost as awesome as it is making them late to something when you catch and release.

Get a farmers tan.

Grow a beard:

If you do grow a beard, you might want to think about moving to the woods of Canada, where in which if you die, you will not make a sound and no one will care. Manly!


What are some other manly things?

 

[TroutBum]

That, and pair of *********.

 

[Archie Moses]

 

[Stickler]

Just shave it off. Combovers. Ugh.

 

[Scat]

Archie is tryin way too hard. A real man uses what ever the **** is in the shower when he sprays off. He doesn't buy **** like Axe or ****ing Nuetrogena. He shaves with whatever razor his babe has been using. He washes up with whatever soap/bodywash his babe has been using. Any guy that shops specifically for these things needs to turn in his male card until he could care less about the **** he uses to clean up. A real man just wants to be clean. He doesn't care how he gets there. He doesn't care what products he uses.

Give me Dove soap, a dull razor and Brut. You ******* can make the sellers of Axe rich.

 

[Archie Moses]

Archie is tryin way too hard. A real man uses what ever the **** is in the shower when he sprays off. He doesn't buy **** like Axe or fuking Nuetrogena. He shaves with whatever razor his babe has been using. He washes up with whatever soap/bodywash his babe has been using. Any guy that shops specifically for these things needs to turn in his male card until he could care less about the **** he uses to clean up. A real man just wants to be clean. He doesn't care how he gets there. He doesn't care what products he uses.

This thread was way over your head, bro.

 

[Scat]

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[Archie Moses]

And me underneath the covers with your girl while you try to get all metrosexual.

You got me there. BTW, I'm being sarcastic about everything I listed, in away, each thing is making fun of a different poster. But go get your freak on with my girl if you must before we get hitched, you hose humping, booger beating, self buttercupping dip ****.

 

[DutchJazzer]

lol combovers are the lamest things ever

 

[DutchJazzer]

Archie is tryin way too hard. A real man uses what ever the **** is in the shower when he sprays off. He doesn't buy **** like Axe or fuking Nuetrogena. He shaves with whatever razor his babe has been using. He washes up with whatever soap/bodywash his babe has been using. Any guy that shops specifically for these things needs to turn in his male card until he could care less about the **** he uses to clean up. A real man just wants to be clean. He doesn't care how he gets there. He doesn't care what products he uses.

Give me Dove soap, a dull razor and Brut. You ******* can make the sellers of Axe rich while I bang your girlfriends.

lol exactly.

i stopped buying soap etc just use whatever is available.
same with shampoo just. dull razor blades or ladys razor blade i dont use anymore cus my skin irritates and i get razor bumps.

 

[honz]

Real men wear Mitchum deodorant because they sweat like Al Jefferson.

 

[DutchJazzer]

real men have real beards

 

[NAOS]

anyone here dare to conquer this?

 

[bigb]

anyone here dare to conquer this?

Notice where his left hand is going?

 

[Deleted member 95]

Notice where his left hand is going?

It's already there.

 

[bigb]

Notice where his left hand is going?

It's already there.

Nah, still working its way through the flaps.

 

[NAOS]

Nah, still working its way through the flaps.

Don't say you aren't kinda jealous of all of those flaps.

 

[Scat]

You got me there. BTW, I'm being sarcastic about everything I listed, in away, each thing is making fun of a different poster. But go get your freak on with my girl if you must before we get hitched, you hose humping, booger beating, self buttercupping dip ****.

What's wrong with smelling your own farts?

 

[VINYLONE]

A man doesn't use after shower products and does not wear cologne. Done.

 

[Gameface]

Real men piss all over the toilet seat and just leave it that way. Women don't understand the male need to piss on things that belong to them.