Are You Ready For The Zombie Apocalypse?

[Scat]

It's spreading!!

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/na...ed-real-life-news-headlines-article-1.1089108

Then Texas: a mother accused of killing her newborn, eating part of his brain and biting off three of his toes.

Then Maryland, a college student telling police he killed a man, then ate his heart and part of his brain.

It was different in New Jersey, where a man stabbed himself 50 times and threw bits of his own intestines at police. They pepper-sprayed him, but he was not easily subdued.

 

[Stoked]

What the hell is wrong with people? Someone pass me a tinfoil hat please...and a 12 guage.

 

[Hartsock]

Can zombies run? In TNOLD, they just walk at about a half-mile per hour pace. In newer ****, like 28 Days Later, they were sprinting Usain Bolt. Because if they just lazily walk like TroutDumb, I'd just walk away or run away.

I think the safest bet would be to run zig zag, like if you were running away from a crocodile.

 

[Scat]

I think the safest bet would be to run zig zag, like if you were running away from a crocodile.

They don't have really good balance and will likely fall over if you run downhill really fast.

 

[franklin]

They don't have really good balance and will likely fall over if you run downhill really fast.

I'm thinking a new obstacle course with zombies chasing the contestants is in order.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I'm thinking a new obstacle course with zombies chasing the contestants is in order.

I'd gladly pay-per-view that ****. Wipeout? Pfffft. Give me people running to keep their brains from being eaten.

 

[UGLI baby]

I'd gladly pay-per-view that ****. Wipeout? Pfffft. Give me people running to keep their brains from being eaten.

In a sick twist, the first 50 people to pay per view the event are now the actual contestants. Sorry man.

 

[Dr. Jones]

In a sick twist, the first 50 people to pay per view the event are now the actual contestants. Sorry man.

****!

 

[franklin]

I'd gladly pay-per-view that ****. Wipeout? Pfffft. Give me people running to keep their brains from being eaten.

I was thinking if it's Wipeout then you fall into a 2nd obstacle course known as the Not So Life and Death Pit, which is full of all the zombies who fell before you did.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I was thinking if it's Wipeout then you fall into a 2nd obstacle course known as the Not So Life and Death Pit, which is full of all the zombies who fell before you did.

I'm totally ripping off your idea. Would you please delete your posts so I can better defend that it was my original idea? TIA.