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How do we define if Enes is a bust? Is it based on his draft position at 3 or based on how he does compared to other players taken around him? Frankly, that draft was so bad that we could have taken Burks at 3 and it wouldn't have been that far off. I will judge Enes based on how much he improves from his starting point and whether or not he develops a complete game. He doesn't have to become Shaq or Howard, he just needs to be a solid contributor without being a liability. In other words, not necessarily a star, but brings something unique to the court. (aka being a tank)
 
cctrackstar said:
How do we define if Enes is a bust? Is it based on his draft position at 3 or based on how he does compared to other players taken around him? Frankly, that draft was so bad that we could have taken Burks at 3 and it wouldn't have been that far off. I will judge Enes based on how much he improves from his starting point and whether or not he develops a complete game. He doesn't have to become Shaq or Howard, he just needs to be a solid contributor without being a liability. In other words, not necessarily a star, but brings something unique to the court. (aka being a tank)
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That's a long ****ing nickname.
 
Enes van "Bust"hoven

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The big bodied Turk shoves would-be rebounders out of his way with ease... he will consume rebounds like sorrow and petrifying fear consumes the souls of those who must face the 'Turk-doin-work'.
 
Coloradojazzfan said:
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The big bodied Turk shoves would-be rebounders out of his way with ease... he will consume rebounds like sorrow and petrifying fear consumes the souls of those who must face the 'Turk-doin-work'.
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Let me guess.

You tried to select that text and copy it to this forum.
It failed, then you took a screen shot of the text and forgot to click out to deselect the text.
 
Weezur said:
Let me guess.

You tried to select that text and copy it to this forum.
It failed, then you took a screen shot of the text and forgot to click out to deselect the text.
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No, wrong on both counts...

Now, let me guess. You felt like playing Agatha Christie's "Poirot" for a minute, yet failed to take into account other variables that may have come into play in your rushed attempt to portray yourself as some superior internet detective sent from on high with the wisdom of the ages upon their shoulders.

Had I wanted to place text on the screen I would have used the HTML [ CODE ] [ /CODE ] tags. Yet, even then that would have required extra formatting which I found unnecessary and rather I downloaded a screen grab add-on for FireFox real quick and simply took a screen shot. The text being highlighted was coincidental.



Anymore brain busters?
 
Coloradojazzfan said:
No, wrong on both counts...

Now, let me guess. You felt like playing Agatha Christie's "Poirot" for a minute, yet failed to take into account other variables that may have come into play in your rushed attempt to portray yourself as some superior internet detective sent from on high with the wisdom of the ages upon their shoulders.

Had I wanted to place text on the screen I would have used the HTML [ CODE ] [ /CODE ] tags. Yet, even then that would have required extra formatting which I found unnecessary and rather I downloaded a screen grab add-on for FireFox real quick and simply took a screen shot. The text being highlighted was coincidental.



Anymore brain busters?
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Ha! I need to read the Jazz forum more often if this is what it's like.

Anyhow, there's a reason that PER 48 doesn't mean jack squat. He's not good enough to be on the floor for 48 minutes. Or 40. Or 30. Or 20. This is the reason some homer decided to make up that stupid *** stat; to make mediocre players look amazing. Posting it here does nothing but hurt any credibility that Weenus, or you as a poster, may have (not) had.

I'd be happy to eat a **** sandwich and be proven wrong, but I think you and I both know that isn't going to happen.
 
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Enes TANKER. Big, strong and ahem, slow.

(K)an(T)er--->(T)an(K)er


I don't believe he's too slow btw, I'm just joining the game. The main reason he looks so slow is he thinks too much(and probably thinks slow).
 
Undertaker is out.

Underachiever is in.

Montijunas went off last night in his debut. 7 footer, runs, rebounds and hits threes. Being a Jazz fan is hard sometimes.
 
mellow said:
Undertaker is out.

Underachiever is in.

Montijunas went off last night in his debut. 7 footer, runs, rebounds and hits threes. Being a Jazz fan is hard sometimes.
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The biggest advantage of Motiejūnas over Kanter is being Lithuanian and spending his youth in Lithuanian Basketball system for the good. JV has the same advantage too.

Kanter should feel like the luckiest guy in the world, with being a professional athlete. Thank god he was born by a wife of an highly educated man, otherwise he would be an ordinary boy(maybe a garbageman) other than being mocked all the time because of his hefty body.
 
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