I just hope this ol' man is finally done with the procreation. I've inhabited enough of this earth.
Are you also hung like an elephant?
- Thread starter larryselbows
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I just hope this ol' man is finally done with the procreation. I've inhabited enough of this earth.
10grand did that .. so .. the preggers wasn't necessary.
Hmm.. I guess it wouldn't be too bad. I've only ever had elephant teat and that was pretty good.
Stifle Tower
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Wonder if all the mods are on vacation.
Maybe they're at Kinko's getting a poster-sized print out of the pic in the OP.
larryselbows
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I'm guessing you voted "no"
Hotdog
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True story...
When I was sixteen I worked at Matrix marketing. Answer phones for the new Direct TV. We had a lunch truck that would come by everyday. So one day waiting in line, me and my friend noticed this old man who had huge ears. I mean the biggest ears you have ever seen. We were amazed and frightened at the same time. It was scary looking at what the future could hold. We checked over the rest of him and he had the biggest nose we had ever seen, gigantic hands, huge feet. And you guessed it, the biggest wang you would ever see. Not that we meant to look. It was just hard to miss. It had it's own sleeve . From that day forward we nick named him the elephant man.
When I was sixteen I worked at Matrix marketing. Answer phones for the new Direct TV. We had a lunch truck that would come by everyday. So one day waiting in line, me and my friend noticed this old man who had huge ears. I mean the biggest ears you have ever seen. We were amazed and frightened at the same time. It was scary looking at what the future could hold. We checked over the rest of him and he had the biggest nose we had ever seen, gigantic hands, huge feet. And you guessed it, the biggest wang you would ever see. Not that we meant to look. It was just hard to miss. It had it's own sleeve . From that day forward we nick named him the elephant man.
After reading this entire cluster-f I need one.
Hotdog
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Haha.
Hitman
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So, who here is hung like an echidna?
BTW, my wife's name is Wendy, so I have her name tattooed on my manhood in inch-high letters. Well, most of the time it says Wendy, sometimes it says "Welcome to Adelaide I hope you have a nice day"
BTW, my wife's name is Wendy, so I have her name tattooed on my manhood in inch-high letters. Well, most of the time it says Wendy, sometimes it says "Welcome to Adelaide I hope you have a nice day"
larryselbows
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You're welcome.
I am.
This is nothing. You should have been around for the diarrhea thread on the old board.
Man I miss that thread. That was pure gold.
larryselbows
Banned
Maybe I ought to dig up the How many wipes thread. I have some new techniques that I ought to share with you padawans.