Turkish Tweets Need Translating (Al Jefferson - Joakim Noah)

[Dr. Jones]

Count me in the "seems very unlikely, but I'd do it" crowd.

 

[spycam1]

You lucky *******.

 

[Hotdog]

That made me laugh.

El Oh El

 

[Weezur]

She's a dude.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

That ***** probably smells and tastes so sweet.

 

[NAOS]

That ***** probably smells and tastes so sweet.

how can you tell?

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

how can you tell?

You can't substitute for experience.

 

[Hotdog]

You can't substitute for experience.

^^^^
Winner

 

[NAOS]

You can't substitute for experience.

sure, sure. But, you're looking at the same picture as I am, and I am also a samurai. I'm asking you to tell me what you see.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

sure, sure. But, you're looking at the same picture as I am, and I am also a samurai. I'm asking you to tell me what you see.

You mean other than the **** me eyes, big ****, and nice long fingers that would stroke my **** like a harpsichord?

 

[Dr. Jones]

funny as **** stuff being said here .. awesome.

 

[NAOS]

You mean other than the **** me eyes, big ****, and nice long fingers that would stroke my **** like a harpsichord?

meanwhile, she could still be up to her eyebrows in yeastiness.

 

[NUMBERICA]

when the pants come off, the room wreaks of sourdough.

 

[Brown Notes]

You mean other than the **** me eyes, big ****, and nice long fingers that would stroke my **** like a harpsichord?

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[NUMBERICA]

Jazzfanz filters make posts like this into MadLibs.

I'm going to vote "help", "dogs", and "dogs" in that order.