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We need Boom,, Bitches back, eh?

Gameface said:
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Well, I read it in code. When he says 'we have no chemistry, no rhythm,' my decoder says "HOLY **** THIS AL DUDE CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL WITH ANYONE. HE HAS SOME MOVES, BUT HE CAN'T PLAY WITH ANYONE HOLY ****'. The Jazz had before this time been one of the most efficient and productive offenses annually for four years and suddenly fell off a cliff.

That, and team film-watching sessions... I mean... there's a reason basically every team does this.
 
I thought he said "Nude Beaches," thinking of where he was going to go on vacation. Kind of like when a player wins a championship, and he says he's going to Disneyland.
 
NUMBERICA said:
By the way, Deron was right.
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Yes, and he was the main culprit. Pretty hard to have rhythm when four guys are running what Sloan has called and the PG cuts off the play so he can display his crossover, fake, fake, between the legs, fake, and then he looks for someone, anyone, to be where only he expects them to be. And they're not, so he then takes the stepback "J," complains to the ref, gives a petulant look to the teammate he decided was "out of position" and "half-asses" his way downcourt.
 
UGLI baby said:
Well, that's what he told me.

Don't know why he's embarrassed about it in the first place, but if he's gonna be embarrassed whooo doesn't seem any less embarrassing than boom, to me.
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i just told dtol17 this story and he told me about a run-in with kosta this past summer where kosta basically confirmed "boom bitches."

dtol17 works at the VIP theater at an LHM megaplex and kosta showed up in july for the opening of dark knight rises. dtol17 saw him and gave him a hard time about "why are you here?" and kk just said, "here to see a movie, man." dtol17 said, "but why are you HERE?" and kk answered, "just here with my girl." never got a straight answer about why he's spending his summers in utah.

anyway, then dtol17 said to him, "so, uh... boom bitches, huh?" kk got embarrassed and just kind of smiled sheepishly before saying, "yeah, i know."

not that he said "damn right i ordered the code red!" or anything, but he certainly wasn't running away from the BB reference or pretending he didn't say it.
 
MoTown16 said:
Yes, and he was the main culprit. Pretty hard to have rhythm when four guys are running what Sloan has called and the PG cuts off the play so he can display his crossover, fake, fake, between the legs, fake, and then he looks for someone, anyone, to be where only he expects them to be. And they're not, so he then takes the stepback "J," complains to the ref, gives a petulant look to the teammate he decided was "out of position" and "half-asses" his way downcourt.
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Damn! Nailed it.
 
MoTown16 said:
Yes, and he was the main culprit. Pretty hard to have rhythm when four guys are running what Sloan has called and the PG cuts off the play so he can display his crossover, fake, fake, between the legs, fake, and then he looks for someone, anyone, to be where only he expects them to be. And they're not, so he then takes the stepback "J," complains to the ref, gives a petulant look to the teammate he decided was "out of position" and "half-asses" his way downcourt.
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So bad I had to neg rep. The way he played didn't change between when he was our savior and then the all-of-a-sudden villain. The only thing that changed was the amount of possessions he had to try to rescue because our new big star that the Jazz were trying to run an offense through and play pick and roll with couldn't pass, couldn't run, couldn't catch a pass while moving, and was terrified of the rim or contact. The fact that the team had no reliable three-point shooting and a skeleton crew for continuity sure helped too. Totally his fault.

You really think the Jazz offense suddenly broke because Deron suddenly, out of nowhere, wanted to be MJ?
 
NUMBERICA said:
So bad I had to neg rep. The way he played didn't change between when he was our savior and then the all-of-a-sudden villain. The only thing that changed was the amount of possessions he had to try to rescue because our new big star that the Jazz were trying to run an offense through and play pick and roll with couldn't pass, couldn't run, couldn't catch a pass while moving, and was terrified of the rim or contact. Such a sentimentally charged piece of horse-**** comment, dude. Seriously.

You really think the Jazz offense suddenly broke because Deron suddenly, out of nowhere, wanted to be MJ?
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this is 100% true... but so is the fact that deron quit on the jazz that season. not that he had never done so before. he was an absolute bitch after the brewer trade.

just saying, i don't think his STYLE of play changed, but he was giving it less than his all leading up to the bulls game.
 
theNBAnerd said:
this is 100% true... but so is the fact that deron quit on the jazz that season. not that he had never done so before. he was an absolute bitch after the brewer trade.

just saying, i don't think his STYLE of play changed, but he was giving it less than his all leading up to the bulls game.
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I don't disagree that his mind was ever-going elsewhere as the season progressed. But we're talking camp and pre-season here. Deron thought he had Robin and ended up with a dude that might have an IQ a shade below 60.
 
Speaking strictly as a 27-year old that is starting to see the end of the youth tunnel and wanting to maximize what I have left, Deron had a very poor supporting cast (sans Millsap) dumped in his lap as he was supposed to be getting a better one. He could've had a better attitude, absolutely. But he was given a winning situation that didn't improve at all for four years, then suddenly got a lot worse. Humans aren't perfect, **** changes and we react. Deron was losing patience, and while I wish it would've worked out differently (mostly in how the Jazz handled 2010, even though I have few answers as to whether they should've kept Boozer or not, or how they were going to plug the gap left by Memo), I honestly don't blame him.

I would love to know the truth about the situations in which the Jazz could've traded AK. But we'll never know.
 
Whatever. I'm the *******.

For the sake of everyone here, can we please just be rid of Weird Al so I can have a rosier outlook?
 
Now that I think of it, Kosta was a dick and tried way too hard to be cool in front of his girl. With that said, I was the tool that tapped him on the shoulder and asked him a stupid *** question. Fes >>>>> nicer than the Greek.
 
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^Amazing.

I want +reps for being the first person, probably on the planet Earth, to realize that's what he said and to post it on teh webz. Yes folks, The Trout discovered Boom Bitches. KK owes me a Mtn. Dew.
 
TroutBum said:
^Amazing.

I want +reps for being the first person, probably on the planet Earth, to realize that's what he said and to post it on teh webz. Yes folks, The Trout discovered Boom Bitches. KK owes me a Mtn. Dew.
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Nah bro. I rewinded it on the DVR the moment it happened and pointed it out to my friends. One step ahead of you, like always.
 
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