What's new

Official Utah Utes Football 2012 Thread

Q: Did you hear about the new Ute Honor Code System?
A: Yes, Your Honor, No Your Honor.

Q: What do you call an intelligent person in Rice-Eccles Stadium?
A: A visitor.

A BYU alum and a U of U alum were strolling down the street when the BYU alum said, "How sad - a dead bird." The U alum looked up and said, "Where, where?"

Q: What do you have, when you have 20 Utah Fans in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.

Q: What do you get when you breed a Utah Football player and a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.

Q: What does a Utah grad call a BYU grad?
A: Boss.

Good luck today Little Sister!

Please, try to at least keep it close into the 2nd quarter. Fans pay good money to watch these games. Please don't blow it like you did a few years back against TCU in the state's "biggest game ever." LOL!

picture-5.png
 
My prediction.

54-10, BYU. You know what they say about Karma, right Little Sister?

Can't wait to destroy that team up north today.
 
Wow, what an ending. Props to the Utes for winning the game. Well played. I hereby take back all the Little Sister comments.
 
How 'bout that ending? It's as if some sort of higher power said, "you guys lost on that first play, I'm just gonna make this one bounce of the upright to make you feel even worse."




But really, God doesn't care about football. :)
 
Props to the Utes. You won that one...again. It was a hell of a game though (for three of the four quarters).
 
How 'bout that ending? It's as if some sort of higher power said, "you guys lost on that first play, I'm just gonna make this one bounce of the upright to make you feel even worse."




But really, God doesn't care about football. :)

Of course he missed. BYU couldn't head to OT and risk playing on Sunday.
 
God couldn't even come through for Helaman's Army after the worst call in the history of sports. Looks like the Stripling Warriors haven't been doing the right things on and off the field. AGAIN.
 
If BYU fans are truly living right, that ball goes in on the 2nd attempt... On a serious note, this was a stupidly played game at times by both teams and in the end, the Utes won. It certainly could have easily gone the other way. Don't feel too bad BYU fans.
 
How bad does it suck losing to a rival, [BUSTED], especially when your rival is depleted and is frankly not good, and especially when being the benefactor of one of the most hideous calls ever?
 
God couldn't even come through for Helaman's Army after the worst call in the history of sports. Looks like the Stripling Warriors haven't been doing the right things on and off the field. AGAIN.

What call would that be? The one where the Ute players and fans are stupid/drunk to stay on the sideline until the game is actually over?
 
This is really, truly, hilarious. Looks like Fat Sister is on the chopping block for 0-2 in rivalry games.
 
Back
Top