Howze bout a little tune from Bob Dylan's idol, the great Woody Guthrie, eh? Woody used to travel round with Brownie and Sonny, doin shows, and stuff. One time, when they done a show in Jackson, Mississippi, a well-dressed man invited Woody to a banquet they were holding in his honor over to the Union Hall when they finished. So, when they finished playin, they headed over that way.
When they got there, a man at the door said to Brownie and Sonny, "You colored boys can't come in here." So Woody told them "Just wait here, I'll be back."
When he went in, all the bigwigs in town were there, and they started applauding. In one corner, they was a huge table with a fine lace tablecloth, covered with just about every dish imaginable. Woody went straight to it. When he got there, he yanked on that tablecloth and sent all that food flyin in all directions, smatterin all over women in fancy-*** gowns and men in tuxedos. Then he gave them all a damn good cussin, sayin if his friends weren't good enough for them, then they (the crowd) sure as hell weren't good for him. Then he stormed out.
Brownie and Sonny hadn't been waitin for more than a minute or two when he got outside and he said to them: "I'm hungry, boys, let's go down the street to Ida Mae's juke joint and git us some real chow, eh?" Woody, he ROCKS, eh!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfq5b1bppJQ&feature=related