Call me a homer a thousand times

[UGLI baby]

Maybe we could get to 100 if I called all the UK guys and asked for rumors. I've got all their numbers except I deleted one bitch from my contacts.

Bro, don't be deleting bitches contacts. UGLI wants the digits. UGLI NEEDS the digits. UGLI needs the bitches.

 

[UGLI baby]

btw, I'm guessing D.O.?

 

[UGLI baby]

As in D.O. got D.O.leted.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Yup, that's the one.

 

[Zulu]

Bro, don't be deleting bitches contacts. UGLI wants the digits. UGLI NEEDS the digits. UGLI needs the bitches.

What happened to ur girl that just became legal??

 

[Dr. Jones]

Bro, don't be deleting bitches contacts. UGLI wants the digits. UGLI NEEDS the digits. UGLI needs the bitches.

Perhaps you'd have more luck getting the digits if you weren't one of those refer-to-yourself-in-the-3rd-person douchebags.

Nawtamean, UGLI?

 

[Dr. Jones]

What happened to ur girl that just became legal??

Too old now, I presume.

 

[UGLI baby]

What happened to ur girl that just became legal??

Too old now, I presume.

Bing!

 

[UGLI baby]

Perhaps you'd have more luck getting the digits if you weren't one of those refer-to-yourself-in-the-3rd-person douchebags.

Nawtamean, UGLI?

Worked for the Mailman.

 

[NAOS]

The PM to NAOS was off topic. By the way, NAOS, clear out your box .. it's soiled to the max.

it should be good now.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

PM's? I feel like I'm being left out of the cool party. It feels like High School all over again.

 

[Stoked]

PM's? I feel like I'm being left out of the cool party. It feels like High School all over again.

They let you out the first time? What the hell?

 

[NAOS]

PM's? I feel like I'm being left out of the cool party. It feels like High School all over again.

dude, how ugly was that chick? How bad was her face? How fat was she?

 

[Stoked]

dude, how ugly was that chick? How bad was her face? How fat was she?

I'd like these answers as well. It could be amoung the best, if not the best, CT has ever had.

 

[Dr. Jones]

dude, how ugly was that chick? How bad was her face? How fat was she?

Awesome questions.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

dude, how ugly was that chick? How bad was her face? How fat was she?

6.5/10 with the personality of a 16 year old.

Not fat and Latina.

 

[Deleted member 848]

a certified 4 with the personality of JohnStockalypse

Fixed.

 

[Zulu]

Don't worry UGLI, I'm sure PKM can hook you up with his cousin!!

 

[NAOS]

6.5/10 with the personality of a 16 year old.

Not fat and Latina.

follow-ups:

What--specifically--made her a 6.5?
How did you get mixed up with her?

(There will be at least one more round of questions)

 

[Stoked]

Don't worry UGLI, I'm sure PKM can hook you up with his cousin!!

PKM either loves CT or hates his cousin. Damn man thats's brutal PKM.