Chris-L
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fixed
Call me a homer a thousand times
- Thread starter Dr. Jones
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Zulu
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OH if you only knew!! LOL
Fishsticks
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I mean..she is decent after a few.
Zulu
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Ya she was dumb, especially cuz she is probably not the one that I hit. After the collision the other car drove off and came back like 10 minutes later. My wife swears that the girl that came back was different then the one who was driving during the accident. So some how her friend conviced her to come back to the scene of the accident while she was intoxicated!!! Stupid girl!!
Zulu
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Should have seen the cocktail dress she was wearing, she could barley keep her tatas covered.
Zulu
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No doubt!! The officers suspected that the other girl was probably more wasted and that they had stuff in the car they need to ditch!!
UGLI baby
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And all you did was snap pics of the dinged up car?!
Fishsticks
Banned
Did you get her number?
How numb was she to begin with?
Fishsticks
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Zulu
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My Bad!! Forgot to take care of my boyz on Jazzfanz!!! Next time!!
Well, okay, but make it snappy!!
UGLI baby
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Nah, if I want to pick up drunk skeez's I should probly start ramming into them with my own car. time for UGLI to spread his wings a little.
Zulu
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Actually i did in the police report!!
Zulu
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Another Classic post from UGLI!!
"Hi, this is Vermin. I saw you in Busted magazine. Wanna hump to trancy tecno music in Vegas baby?"
That's not too creepy sounding right?
Maybe start by pulling for BYU .. when they're not playing the UTES, of course.
Zulu
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Spot on!! Repped!!
orangello
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So, since we are journalizing our daily lives here I will do the same.
I woke up a little later than normal. My phone (which is also my alarm) was on my wife's side of the bed and instead of snoozing it for me she turned it off. I then hurried and cleaned myself up and then went to work. Due to the rain everyone forgot how to drive. My normal commute went from being 40 minutes to a little over an hour.
When I got to work I sent off a bunch of emails and then met with my boss. We had a great talk about the goals for the month of September as well as October. I then gave a tour of the office to a new corporate partner and set up another meeting with her to organize the partnership.
From that point on it was off to sell. I went back to Utah County and talked to as many businesses as I could, convincing them that DirecTV in their business is a smart choice (which it is because 85% of bar and restaurant subscribers believe that DirecTV programming creates a more lively atmosphere). After a day of about 50% rejection and 50% interest it was then time to come home.
When I got home it was time to start making dinner and taking care of the kids so my wife could work. I have now taken a little break to get on here and share with all of my loyal listeners how my day went. I hope all of you have enjoyed the update. Just wait until you hear what happens tomorrow!
I woke up a little later than normal. My phone (which is also my alarm) was on my wife's side of the bed and instead of snoozing it for me she turned it off. I then hurried and cleaned myself up and then went to work. Due to the rain everyone forgot how to drive. My normal commute went from being 40 minutes to a little over an hour.
When I got to work I sent off a bunch of emails and then met with my boss. We had a great talk about the goals for the month of September as well as October. I then gave a tour of the office to a new corporate partner and set up another meeting with her to organize the partnership.
From that point on it was off to sell. I went back to Utah County and talked to as many businesses as I could, convincing them that DirecTV in their business is a smart choice (which it is because 85% of bar and restaurant subscribers believe that DirecTV programming creates a more lively atmosphere). After a day of about 50% rejection and 50% interest it was then time to come home.
When I got home it was time to start making dinner and taking care of the kids so my wife could work. I have now taken a little break to get on here and share with all of my loyal listeners how my day went. I hope all of you have enjoyed the update. Just wait until you hear what happens tomorrow!