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there's a dude with a bomb strapped to his chest in downtown slc

addictionary said:
Can I ask you guys a question? Have you ever heard a bomb explode in your lives? Games and fireworks do not count.
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grenade for sure.
i eat grenades for breakfast. just before drinking coffee i pull the pin of a grenade.
this tradition of eating grenades started a while back.
funny story actually.
i was reading some lame joke about how cool chuck Norris was. so i send him an e-mail challenging him to a eating contest.
so yeah long story shojrt he replied and we had this eating contest.
he suggested some pepper eating. so he ate it then i hate it nothing to it.
when it was my turn i suggested we both eat a nuke like the hulk. he was all scared and **** talking about how hard is is to get a nuke let alone swallow it.
so ultimately he used the excuse that getting our hands on 1 nuke is near impossible let alone 2.
so we settled on grenades, we both pulled the pin and swallowed the grenade 3 seconds later all his inside where out, and i burped.
anyhow him lying on the ground crying his wig or topee of, I decided to save his live.
used his wig as thread. and used one of my pube hairs as a needle, put his insides back in and used the makeshift thread an needles to sew him up

the very next day I received the nobel price for war"
and every day since than i eat a grenade for breakfast every god dammed morning well except for the shabbat. cus than i can't light fire and such

TRUE STORY YO.
 
addictionary said:
That is mostly true. Not for everyone, but generally.
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Of course. There are always exceptions but most people will go to amazing lengths to survive.

For proof go watch 127 hours...shudder.

Full disclosure, That movie is said to be extremely graphic and not for the weak of stomach. Faintings and walk outs occured.
 
addictionary said:
Which experiences did they live through? Would it be OK to talk about it?
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Vietnam War. The only time I got them to talk about it was when I had to write an essay for my humanities class in high school. Even then, they didn't tell me much. They just talked about the fear they felt every night, trying to sleep through the sound of bombs being dropped. Their villages did get bombed, so they fled on boats and left their families behind. They somehow miraculously survived and ended up in refugee camps. I think my dad ended up in the Philippines. I'm not sure where my mom was. Anyway, fast forward... they both came to America where they met in the beautiful snow-capped city we call Salt Lake City, got married, and created a beautiful baby girl and a gift to the world. That would be me. The end.

Moe: to answer your question via rep, I have no idea where they were exactly. I'll have to ask!
 
jazz_fanatic said:
Vietnam War. The only time I got them to talk about it was when I had to write an essay for my humanities class in high school. Even then, they didn't tell me much. They just talked about the fear they felt every night, trying to sleep through the sound of bombs being dropped. Their villages did get bombed, so they fled on boats and left their families behind. They somehow miraculously survived and ended up in refugee camps. I think my dad ended up in the Philippines. I'm not sure where my mom was. Anyway, fast forward... they both came to America where they met in the beautiful snow-capped city we call Salt Lake City, got married, and created a beautiful baby girl and a gift to the world. That would be me. The end.

Moe: to answer your question via rep, I have no idea where they were exactly. I'll have to ask!
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So how did they end up in Salt Lake? Probability says you should be a Laker fan right now. Working at a nail salon in Little Saigon.
 
jazz_fanatic said:
Vietnam War. The only time I got them to talk about it was when I had to write an essay for my humanities class in high school. Even then, they didn't tell me much. They just talked about the fear they felt every night, trying to sleep through the sound of bombs being dropped. Their villages did get bombed, so they fled on boats and left their families behind. They somehow miraculously survived and ended up in refugee camps. I think my dad ended up in the Philippines. I'm not sure where my mom was. Anyway, fast forward... they both came to America where they met in the beautiful snow-capped city we call Salt Lake City, got married, and created a beautiful baby girl and a gift to the world. That would be me. The end.

Moe: to answer your question via rep, I have no idea where they were exactly. I'll have to ask!
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You're asian...

How you doin?
 
jazz_fanatic said:
Vietnam War. The only time I got them to talk about it was when I had to write an essay for my humanities class in high school. Even then, they didn't tell me much. They just talked about the fear they felt every night, trying to sleep through the sound of bombs being dropped. Their villages did get bombed, so they fled on boats and left their families behind. They somehow miraculously survived and ended up in refugee camps. I think my dad ended up in the Philippines. I'm not sure where my mom was. Anyway, fast forward... they both came to America where they met in the beautiful snow-capped city we call Salt Lake City, got married, and created a beautiful baby girl and a gift to the world. That would be me. The end.

Moe: to answer your question via rep, I have no idea where they were exactly. I'll have to ask!
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THat war, as all wars, messed up alot of people. It strained my dad and moms marriage and enitre life.
 
addictionary said:
Can I ask you guys a question? Have you ever heard a bomb explode in your lives? Games and fireworks do not count.
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I lived in OKC during the federal building bombing. It was amazing how loud it was and the windows in my elementary were shaking hard. Also I could see out the window the portable class rooms were swaying back and forth.


My school was about 20 min from the blast.
 
Well let me start by saying if it was JF poster I think they'd be smart enough to plan a head and have a redundancy plan just for this type of scenario and so there would be three of them. With all that said it would be Trout, Thriller and Conan, problem is all three of them missed their chance and lost. First Trout messed up on his timer and put an extra second on the clock and he was harmlessly brought down to the ground, the second was Thriller he saw this and went to push his button but was blocked from pushing it, the third was Conan and he had the best and easiest chance but couldn't handle the pressure his hands go so sweaty that DOINK he missed the button and hit the side of the detonating device.

For the record the whole thing was Duck's conspirecy idea but he didn't have the balls to go through with it.
 
Scat said:
It's hard to argue that they would be worse.
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Hmmm... Interesting.

I love how you don't think that they would have done any better.

Any worse? I seem to remember them wanting to stay in Iraq even longer (didn't McCain say something like 100 years?), wanting to maintain the status quo for HC, and speaking out against the automobile bailouts (whether they would have followed through we never know).
 
Good, the guy died.

Now we won't have to waste tax dollars on his medical exam to determine his sanity, lawyers, judges, juries, appeals, etc....

You threaten us with a bomb, bye bye to your life. Quick, simple, cheap.

I only wish the same would have happened to the Joker in Colorado and most of the nutjobs who pull crap like this who seek attention (Tim McVeigh).

The case that really pisses me off is Brian David Mitchell. The way he mocked our system (at taxpayer expense) was just disgusting.
 
On the whole hearing a bomb thing no!! But I have celebrated Diwali twice in South Africa in an Indian township and for the whole night there isn't more than 5 seconds that goes by that you don't hear a firework go off and these aren't lame USA fire works either!!
 
The Thriller said:
Hmmm... Interesting.

I love how you don't think that they would have done any better.

Any worse? I seem to remember them wanting to stay in Iraq even longer (didn't McCain say something like 100 years?), wanting to maintain the status quo for HC, and speaking out against the automobile bailouts (whether they would have followed through we never know).
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If McCain did nothing different than Obama other than this he would have been a better president.
 
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