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dalamon said:
Course: How to ruin a great thread 101


Instructor: PKM.











PS: your 'we're number one' arguments are about as nauseatingly lame as any Laker fan's. Your words of hate are fueled by your boyfriend Cal's jealousy of the great Jimmer 'Real Cal' Calhoun.
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Of course, everybody hates those atop the mountain.

For the record, you started it.

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PKM said:
You came at me, bro.

Reason why UK is number 1 all-time.

All Time Wins: 2091 (NCAA rank #1)
All Time Winning Percentage .763 (NCAA rank #1)
NCAA Championships: 8 (NCAA rank #2)
NCAA Championship Game Appearances: 11 (NCAA rank #2)
Final Four Appearances: 15 (NCAA rank #3)
Final Four Games Played: 26 (NCAA rank #4)
Final Four Wins: 19 (NCAA rank #2)
Elite-8 Appearances: 34 (NCAA rank #1)
Sweet-16 Appearances: 39 (NCAA rank #1)
NCAA Tournament Appearances: 52 (NCAA rank #1)
NCAA Tournament Wins: 111 (NCAA rank #1)
NCAA Tournament Games Played: 157 (NCAA rank #1)
NCAA Tournament Winning Percentage: .707 (NCAA rank #4)
Total Postseason Tournament Appearances (NCAA and NIT): 60 (NCAA rank #1)
NBA Draft Picks: 106 (NCAA rank #1)
All-Americans: 55 (NCAA rank #1)
All-American Total Selections: 85 (NCAA rank #1)
First Team Consensus All-Americans: 19 (NCAA rank #2)
First Team Consensus All-American Total Selections: 24 (NCAA rank #4)
AP Poll Top-20/25 Weeks Ranked All Time: 784 (NCAA rank #2)
AP Poll Top-10 Weeks Ranked All Time: 625 (NCAA rank #1)
AP Poll Top-5 Weeks Ranked All Time: 416 (NCAA rank #1)
AP Poll #1 Weeks Ranked All Time: 99 (NCAA rank #4)
Final AP Poll Top-25 Finishes: 48 (NCAA rank #1)
Final AP Poll Top-20 Finishes: 48 (NCAA rank #1)
Final AP Poll Top-15 Finishes: 43 (NCAA rank #1)
Final AP Poll Top-10 Finishes: 40 (NCAA rank #1)
Final AP Poll Top-5 Finishes: 28 (NCAA rank #1)
Final AP Poll #1 Finishes: 9 (NCAA rank #1)
Final UPI/Coaches' Poll Top-25 Finishes: 46 (NCAA rank #1)
Final UPI/Coaches' Poll Top-20 Finishes: 45 (NCAA rank #1)
Final UPI/Coaches' Poll Top-15 Finishes: 42 (NCAA rank #1)
Final UPI/Coaches' Poll Top-10 Finishes: 38 (NCAA rank #1)
Final UPI/Coaches' Poll Top-5 Finishes: 29 (NCAA rank #1)
Final UPI/Coaches' Poll #1 Finishes: 8 (NCAA rank #1)
Total 20-Win Seasons: 56 (NCAA rank #1)
Total 25-Win Seasons: 31 (NCAA rank #2)
Total 30-Win Seasons: 13 (NCAA rank #1)
Total 35-Win Seasons: 5 (NCAA Rank #1)
Average Victories Per Season Played: 19.1743119266 (NCAA rank #3)
Average Losses Per Season Played: 5.95412844036 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Winning Seasons: 92 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Non-Losing (.500 or better) Seasons: 95 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Coaches With a NCAA Championship Game Appearance: 5 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Coaches With Multiple NCAA Championship Game Appearances: # (NCAA rank #1)
Total Coaches with a Final Four Appearance: 5 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Coaches With Multiple Final Four Appearances: 4 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Decades With a NCAA Championship Game Appearance: 6 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Decades With Multiple NCAA Championship Game Appearances: 4 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades With a Final Four Appearance: 7 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades With Multiple Final Four Appearances: 4 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Coaches With A NCAA Championship: 5 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Coaches With Multiple NCAA Championships 1 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Decades With a NCAA Championship: 5 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades With Multiple NCAA Championships: 3 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades #1 in Total Wins (since 1930): 1 (NCAA rank #2)
Total Decades Top-5 in Total Wins (since 1930): 4 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades Top-10 in Total Wins (since 1930: 7 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades #1 in Winning Percentage (since 1930): 2 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades Top-5 in Winning Percentage (since 1930): 6 (NCAA rank #1)
Total Decades Top-10 in Winning Percentage (since 1930) 7 (NCAA rank #1)
Conference Regular Season Championships: 47 (NCAA rank #2)
Conference Tournament Championships: 28 (NCAA rank #1)
National Attendance Titles: 24 (NCAA rank #1)

(Of the 64 major categories listed above, Kentucky is #1 in 43 of them, #2 in 15 of them, #3 in 2 of them, and #4 in 4 of them.)

Kentucky Can also lay claim to several individual achievements for both players and coaches:

13 players winning NBA Championships a total of 18 times
10 players named NBA All-Star a total of 17 times
12 Olympic Gold Medal winners
8 Naismith Hall-of-Fame members
5 players named National Player-of-the-Year
6 head coaches named National Coach-of-the-Year a total of 12 times
7 head coaches named Conference Coach-of-the-Year a total of 21 times
131 players named All-Conference a total of 224 times
77 players named All-Conference Tournament a total of 113 times
12 players named Conference Player-of-the-Year a total of 14 times
18 players named All-NCAA Final Four a total of 24 times
48 players named All-NCAA Regional a total of 62 times
11 players named NCAA Regional Most Outstanding Player a total of 12 times
5 players named NCAA Final Four Most Outstanding Player a total of 6 times
72 players who played in the NBA at least one season
60 1000 point scorers
42 players named McDonald's All-American
11 times a #1 seed in the NCAA Tournament

Kentucky also holds several other NCAA records and various additional accomplishments:

Kentucky has 2 NIT Titles (1946, 1976), 2 Helms Titles (1933, 1954), 2 undefeated seasons (1912, 1954), and 5 Sugar Tournament Championships (1937, 1939, 1949, 1956, 1963).

Kentucky holds the NCAA record for Consecutive Non-Losing Seasons (60), for Consecutive Home Court Victories (129), and for Total Victories in a Season (38).

Kentucky plays in the nation's largest basketball arena (Rupp Arena, capacity: 23,500), and has both the nation's largest radio and television affiliate networks.

Kentucky has made a 3-point basket in 829 consecutive games (3rd-most all time), has a current NCAA best 52-game home winning streak, has won 16 of the last 17 National Attendance Titles (including the last 7 in a row), is the only school to win multiple NCAA (8) and NIT (2) Championships, is the only school to have 5 different NCAA Championship coaches, is the only school to win NCAA Championships in 5 different decades, and is the only school to win multiple NCAA Championships in 3 different decades.

Kentucky has played before both the largest regulation basketball game crowd in history (78,129), and the largest Final Four Crowd in history (75,421).

Kentucky was the first school (in 2010) to have 5 players selected in the 1st-Round of the NBA draft, is the only school to have both the #1 and #2 picks in the NBA draft during the same year (in 2012), is the only school to have 6 players drafted in the first two rounds of the NBA draft in one year (in 2012), is the only school to have two different coaches win a NCAA Championship within the same decade (the 1990's), and also was the first school to reach both the 1000-win and 2000-win victory plateaus.
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lol. i "woke up" the next morning and saw i posted that. i thought i did it in uglis forum. had to rip it down so i dont get infarkted again. srsly check out stephen lynchs work on youtube, guy is funny as hell.
 
PKM said:
Well that's just rude.

ANYTHING you say that implies this post was too long to read means your gay and you want me.
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No, it means that your arguments are lame and irrelevant, and that my photoshopping wizardry > your stale as 80 year old ***** posts.
 
dalamon said:
No, it means that your arguments are lame and irrelevant, and that my photoshopping wizardry > your stale as 80 year old ***** posts.
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LOL, my arguments are lame but they are all fact. Your arguments are fabricated animations of your unimaginative creativity. This is why I tell you to study, get a career, cuz you'd get eaten alive in the entrepreneurial world. Get some sleep.
 
i keep trying to picture dal and pkm like actually fighting in real life. throwing punches and such. i cant stop laughing at the thought....
 
PKM said:
LOL, my arguments are lame but they are all fact. Your arguments are fabricated animations of your unimaginative creativity. This is why I tell you to study, get a career, cuz you'd get eaten alive in the entrepreneurial world. Get some sleep.
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I should conduct my Jazzfanz behaviour based on what I would encounter in the entrepreneurial world? Please excuse me while I lol, as well as begin to mass-produce Jiimmer Laettner screen-print t-shirts with the one and only UGLI Baby.
 
Chris-L said:
i keep trying to picture dal and pkm like actually fighting in real life. throwing punches and such. i cant stop laughing at the thought....
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He'd have the advantage. My deuces would clear his head, whereas his arms are about level with my crotch.
 
Chris-L said:
i keep trying to picture dal and pkm like actually fighting in real life. throwing punches and such. i cant stop laughing at the thought....
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Haha, nah .. this is what we do. Then we text each other laughing that people here are on the edge of their keyboards.

It's like me and Cy before he turned totally lame.
 
Ok. This has all ran its course for me tonight. Thanks to Chris, UGLI, and Dala for the laughs .. I gotta get up at 5:30....

Behave, I can't watch over you 24/7.
 
Haha, I just noticed the text beneath your sig pic. Funny stuff.

So glad we're the best all-time so I can laugh at all you little guys.
 
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