This is true. I dressed up as a pizza man and waltzed right into a gathering of 2600 of the most influential people in the world. Bill Clinton's secret service, all the policemen, all the private security....none of them said a word to me as I not only came into contact with the elite power players of the world but I filmed them doing all this deviance & then sold my illegal videotapings for millions of dollars. They've never once asked me for a penny in royalties or tried to throw me into jail despite the clear fact that I was illegally endangering an ex-president and foreign dignitaries.
Let me tell you what though, I could feel the devil's presence when they burned that figure in effigy. I honestly thought they had found me out and were either going to sacrifice me for reals, or even worse, turn me into a vampire or something.