My girlfriend likes/liked Carlos Boozer

[NUMBERICA]

Are you, or are you not Kyle Korver?

No, but my GF did sell an Alvin and the Chipmunks CD to him. True story.

 

[LiemD]

My girl only says what I tell her to say, that's what I pay her for

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

To be fair, even I really really liked the yelling.

Then again, I like Deshawn Stevenson because he tattooed a five dollar bill on his neck. Why a five? I don't know.

I guess I'm an easy mark when absurd behavior is involved.

I am going to assume it was because of Lincoln. Ya know, with the Emancipation and all. Honest Abe essentially helped put Deshawn in the NBA.

 

[prodigal punk]

I am going to assume it was because of Lincoln. Ya know, with the Emancipation and all. Honest Abe essentially helped put Deshawn in the NBA.

That's ridiculous.

 

[NCJazz]

That's ridiculous.

Perhaps he believes the architecture of the Lincoln Memorial is stunning?

 

[prodigal punk]

Perhaps he believes the architecture of the Lincoln Memorial is stunning?

Now we're getting somewhere.

 

[ncoloradojazz]

does she play matador defense when you are trying to get some? Does she complain of cramps before and sit out the honeymoon?

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

Fixed your quotes there Ducky

I'm still under the impression that girls find me completely uninteresting, so sports is still the way to go.

I'm still under the impression that finding my tallywacker is completely uninteresting and watching sports is still the way to go.

I'm still under the impression that finding girls is completely uninteresting, men sports arena bathrooms is still the way to go.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Ask her if she'd be the ham in a sandwich where you and Carlos are the bread. If she says yes, dump her. If she says no, but she'd let you watch, spit in her face, then dump her.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Whoa there.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Ask her if she'd be the ham in a sandwich where you and Carlos are the bread. If she says yes, dump her. If she says no, but she'd let you watch, spit in her face, then dump her.

Whoa there.

Update?

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

My same bro that likes Al, and wants him signed long term at max if needed liked Boozer as well.

 

[Dr. Jones]

My same bro that likes Al, and wants him signed long term at max if needed liked Boozer as well.

makes sense.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

makes sense.

What doesn't make sense is, how can someone love the two most hated players to play on the jazz.

 

[Dr. Jones]

What doesn't make sense is, how can someone love the two most hated players to play on the jazz.

total lack of bbIQ

 

[Gameface]

What doesn't make sense is, how can someone love the two most hated players to play on the jazz.

Before I started coming to Jazzfanz I had a very different, much more positive perspective on the team and especially the players. They were all just as swell as could be as far as I was concerned.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Before I started coming to Jazzfanz I had a very different, much more positive perspective on the team and especially the players. They were all just as swell as could be as far as I was concerned.

Welcome to Club Enlightenment.

 

[franklin]

Technically, it's not even offseason yet.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Update?

We're still together and he's still banned and as tactless as he is witless.

 

[Dr. Jones]

We're still together and he's still banned and as tactless as he is witless.

Perfect answer.