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UGLI baby said:
Is hotnickkkkkkk being funny, or is he just retarded?
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PKM said:
Is OG being funny or is he retarded?
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Weezur said:
And I think hotnickkkk just got hacked by his sister
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Guys.. it's me. I was just trying to have fun with this GSW playoffs race VS the Lakers by drawing a parody to The Bachelor which I thought there were some parallel there. Why?

- They're both fighting for the playoffs
- GSW was a surprise this year. Also isn't it irony that such a goody do good team as the GSW (Jackson is a pastor, team is full of high character guys like Curry, Thompson, Lee) would have tanked last year (i.e., blatantly cheat). OK the players or the coach didn't decide to "tank" but they were part of it
- Lakers should be one of this year's best team looking at the starting line up - but are failing to make the playoffs.
- Then you have these 2 teams competing for the playoffs, and what's more? They'll be playing x2 games against each other down the stretch.

So I thought of The Bachelor Parody which I thought was appropriate.

Who would win?

Would the bachelor (Lakers) be able to lure the young virgin (GSW) with the promise of a marriage and convince the virgin to break all that she believed in, (go against God if you will) and sleep with him with him just 1 time? (i.e., Lakers win both games and go through to the playoffs)

Or would the virgin prevail, standing her ground, realizing that she must first love the Lord with all her heart and all her soul, before anyone man on earth. And eventually her WILL wins out leaving the bachelor in the dust (i.e., Lakers loses both games and missed the playoffs).

Have fun with it guys...
 
Houston is now tied with Utah and only a half game behind them Ws. For the moment, both the Bulls and Nets have also pulled ahead of the Ws.

If the draft were today, the Jazz would be at #17 and #18.
 
Hotttnickkk said:
Guys.. it's me. I was just trying to have fun with this GSW playoffs race VS the Lakers by drawing a parody to The Bachelor which I thought there were some parallel there. Why?

- They're both fighting for the playoffs
- GSW was a surprise this year. Also isn't it irony that such a goody do good team as the GSW (Jackson is a pastor, team is full of high character guys like Curry, Thompson, Lee) would have tanked last year (i.e., blatantly cheat). OK the players or the coach didn't decide to "tank" but they were part of it
- Lakers should be one of this year's best team looking at the starting line up - but are failing to make the playoffs.
- Then you have these 2 teams competing for the playoffs, and what's more? They'll be playing x2 games against each other down the stretch.

So I thought of The Bachelor Parody which I thought was appropriate.

Who would win?

Would the bachelor (Lakers) be able to lure the young virgin (GSW) with the promise of a marriage and convince the virgin to break all that she believed in, (go against God if you will) and sleep with him with him just 1 time? (i.e., Lakers win both games and go through to the playoffs)

Or would the virgin prevail, standing her ground, realizing that she must first love the Lord with all her heart and all her soul, before anyone man on earth. And eventually her WILL wins out leaving the bachelor in the dust (i.e., Lakers loses both games and missed the playoffs).

Have fun with it guys...
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Have you been a chick all along? I thought Nick was a dude's name.
 
Hotttnickkk said:
Guys.. it's me. I was just trying to have fun with this GSW playoffs race VS the Lakers by drawing a parody to The Bachelor which I thought there were some parallel there. Why?

- They're both fighting for the playoffs
- GSW was a surprise this year. Also isn't it irony that such a goody do good team as the GSW (Jackson is a pastor, team is full of high character guys like Curry, Thompson, Lee) would have tanked last year (i.e., blatantly cheat). OK the players or the coach didn't decide to "tank" but they were part of it
- Lakers should be one of this year's best team looking at the starting line up - but are failing to make the playoffs.
- Then you have these 2 teams competing for the playoffs, and what's more? They'll be playing x2 games against each other down the stretch.

So I thought of The Bachelor Parody which I thought was appropriate.

Who would win?

Would the bachelor (Lakers) be able to lure the young virgin (GSW) with the promise of a marriage and convince the virgin to break all that she believed in, (go against God if you will) and sleep with him with him just 1 time? (i.e., Lakers win both games and go through to the playoffs)

Or would the virgin prevail, standing her ground, realizing that she must first love the Lord with all her heart and all her soul, before anyone man on earth. And eventually her WILL wins out leaving the bachelor in the dust (i.e., Lakers loses both games and missed the playoffs).

Have fun with it guys...
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Is this real life?

wtf is happening??
 
Hotttnickkk said:
*facepalm*

How did you gather that I was a girl from THAT??? It's just a scenario I envisioned...

Anyway - who do you think would prevail?
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Here's how a dude would say the following:

Would the bachelor (Lakers) be able to lure the young virgin (GSW) with the promise of a marriage and convince the virgin to break all that she believed in, (go against God if you will) and sleep with him with him just 1 time? (i.e., Lakers win both games and go through to the playoffs)
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Would the bachelor (Lakers) do her (GSW)?




I think GSW (the virgin?????) will prevail.
 
Weezur said:
Here's how a dude would say the following:


Would the bachelor (Lakers) do her (GSW)?


I think GSW (the virgin?????) will prevail.
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Bro... you're missing the point.

The bachelor would DO HER. That's not a question, that's a fact (men are sinful by nature). But would she LET HIM? That's the issue we're looking at here.

So you think she'll resist the bachelor's advance and stick to her love for all that is Holy? Good on you bro.
 
UGLI baby said:
What if Curry wins the immunity idol and takes the last rose from Kobe tho??
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Nah... Kobe has a hidden immunity in his back pocket, he'll definitely use them in the 2 games against GSW. The 2 immunities cancel each other out, and it's likely that KoBE the more experience of the 2 would prevail in the fire making challenge.

Kobe's not stupid bro, those games are tie-breaker type games.
 
Hotttnickkk said:
Did you see Kobe's face after the win? He'll personally guard Curry and not let him get a shot off. Not one.

Lakers will take those 2 games from GSW tankers. Book it.
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Sorry but i think you underrating curry big time....... curry is special and damn near unguardable...... If curry is on, then he will drop at least 25 pts even if kobe guards him the whole game.
The only way kobe shuts him down is if curry is just having an off night.
Curry has ALOT of quickness that he doesn't seem to get credit for enough, he will blow by kobe all day.
 
fishonjazz said:
Sorry but i think you underrating curry big time....... curry is special and damn near unguardable...... If curry is on, then he will drop at least 25 pts even if kobe guards him the whole game.
The only way kobe shuts him down is if curry is just having an off night.
Curry has ALOT of quickness that he doesn't seem to get credit for enough, he will step back on kobe all day.
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Fixed.
 
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