The Official "Ask A Woman" Thread

[jazz_fanatic]

Can I have sex with you, make you pregnant, and pay your child support?

You've been disqualified. Pack your things and leave this thread. Immediately.

Is having a high post count on Jazzfanz sexy?

Do YOU think it's sexy?

Is having a hot name sexy?

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.

That's from Romeo & Juliet, ya'll.

Is it true that we'll (meaning men) will never understand women because they don't understand themselves?

It's true. And vice versa.

Was yahoo correct in saying the two worst words to tell a woman are "CALM DOWN?"

Yahoo lied. Don't ever, ever go to Yahoo for relationship advice. What's wrong with you?

 

[Dr. Jones]

damn good job, there, J_F.. well done.

So what are the two words most hated.. I'm coming to you. I can say my wife hates, "You're crazy."

 

[jazz_fanatic]

Hm, hard to say. Depends on our mood. Also depends on the woman. If someone said "you're crazy" to me, I would nod my head and agree.

"***k you" is probably top 3, though. Always.

 

[Sandy Braille]

50% chance of marrying Michael Buble, or a lifetime supply of chocolate?

 

[Sandy Braille]

Men with bad breath and no BO, or men with BO but good breath?

 

[Sandy Braille]

What's you're favourite type of meat? White meat, or dark meat?

 

[Sandy Braille]

Would you ever date a guy you met on Jazzfanz? Or is that too weird for you?

 

[jazz_fanatic]

50% chance of marrying Michael Buble, or a lifetime supply of chocolate?

Ooooooh... let's be realistic here. Why can't I have both?

Since you brought up the Buble, I uploaded a video for you.. You're welcome. I'm not really sure if that's me "oooooohing" and "ahhhhing". It was all a blur.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOOnp6vV_L4&list=UUeWw0DzDd9kyzHn9IrQ6d_A&index=1

Men with bad breath and no BO, or men with BO but good breath?

You're killin' me, smalls! Good breath, I guess.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

I'm not a woman, but even I know that your shoes should match your belt, unless your shoes are sneakers, flip flops or sandals.

I also know that drapes don't have to match the carpet.

So...

 

[jazz_fanatic]

Slow down, Sandy! (save your breath...let me say it..."that's what she said") Really, though... new rule. You only get four questions per day.

If the white meat is tender and juicy, I'd take white. Otherwise, I'd go with dark.

Would you ever date a guy you met on Jazzfanz? Or is that too weird for you?

Who does that? Seriously. Hella weird.

 

[Dr. Jones]

1 - Is Sandy a girl or boy?
2 - I admit I dated UGLI once.. or twice.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Slow down, Sandy! (save your breath...let me say it..."that's what she said") Really, though... new rule. You only get four questions per day.

If the white meat is tender and juicy, I'd take white. Otherwise, I'd go with dark.



Who does that? Seriously. Hella weird.

A.. I heard you got married and your new husband won't let you post here.. is that true or made up?

 

[jazz_fanatic]

B.. Let's hope I never marry someone that controlling.

 

[The Black Swordsman]

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

 

[Stoked]

Yes to 2, no to 1. You decide.



Why only those 4?

Depends. Yay, but once you hit homeless man status, you gotta trim that beast 'cause I ain't goin' anywhere near yo' face.

It's TBS. He was embellishing with 4 as it is.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Do YOU think it's sexy?

You can't answer a question with a question.

 

[One Brow]

Rules: Please treat this thread with respect, as you would your women.

Really, you should ask for higher standards.

 

[Stoked]

Really, you should ask for higher standards.

Maybe you should treat your woman better.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Is a R.Kelly mixtape a good thing to send to a girl to make her want to have sex with you?

 

[One Brow]

By the way, Jazzfanz won't let me post the link because it contains the scientific word for male genitalia. So you're going to have to replace the stars in the URL.

In that study, size was one of the least important factors. So, it matters like it matters if you wear matching socks to a job interview. It's not the primary concern.