All time worst Jazz Scrubs
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homeytennis
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Don't be dissin Bronco. Anyone that could play for Bobby Knight had to be tough.
Marty McFly
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One of the worst that actually got p/t has to be Hart. I remember him scoring like 10 points in one game but besides that I am positive he never contributed anything to the Jazz.
If you listen to the complaining on this board... here is the scrub lineup
PG - Ronnie Price
SG - CJ Miles
SF - Gordon Hayward
PF - Andrei Kirilenko
C - Memet Okur
My favorite scrub lineup ( fairly recent players)
PG - John Crotty
SG - Dee Brown
SF - Keon Clark
PF - Kris Humphries
C - Robert Whaley
PG - Ronnie Price
SG - CJ Miles
SF - Gordon Hayward
PF - Andrei Kirilenko
C - Memet Okur
My favorite scrub lineup ( fairly recent players)
PG - John Crotty
SG - Dee Brown
SF - Keon Clark
PF - Kris Humphries
C - Robert Whaley
unluckyseventeen
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Milt Palacio. God.. I could not have been more frustrated the season that he got minutes. Watching him dribble the ball up the floor right into a defender's lap several times per game made me want to punch Sloan right in his 104-year-old face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpaNGaOjlyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpaNGaOjlyA
That video is awesome!
It made me laugh.
I can do that now that he is gone.
It made me laugh.
I can do that now that he is gone.
Actually he seemed to have the drive. He just didn't have the talent the IQ to ever really get it. Physically he busted his butt in the weight room.
LifeOnaPlate
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Milt Palacio, Jason Hart, and Devin Brown are my recent favorites.
LifeOnaPlate
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That Uncle Milt mixtape is off the chain up there, 17.
JoelHodgeJr
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Whoever said Robert Whaley will be drug out to the middle of the street and shot. Most likely by Robert Whaley himself.
Kris Humpries hands down.
Kris Humpries hands down.
Sorry, I didn't mean Robert Whaley, I meant "Bobby Williams".
My bad.
Instead of being shot, I request you to cut me with some broken glass..... no a sharp kitchen knife.
7StraightIsGreat
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Wait a minute, Karl Malone nailed Bobby Hansen's wife? This proves that I have special powers. Quick story:
At the age of 11, I went with my fellow Jr.Jazz teammates to our yearly Jazz game. This was in the old Salt Palace and it was very easy to go down to where the players parked and try to get autographs afterwards.
Well, I had a card ready for EVERY member of the team and when Bobby Hansen came out, nobody was interested in him. I actually felt bad for him, so I followed him over to his car and asked very politely: "Mr. Hanson, would you please sign this card?" Dude was a total D-bag and told me to get lost. Said he didn't do autographs.
As I walked away, I clearly remember thinking: "I hope The Mailman runs it up in your wife someday".
Hearing this story has brought my life full-circle. I feel as if I can die a happy man. And to Bobby Hansen, all I have to say is: Don't be a dick to 11-year old kids, or you're bound to be punched out by Bart Kofoed and have Karl Malone ream out your old lady's clown hole.
At the age of 11, I went with my fellow Jr.Jazz teammates to our yearly Jazz game. This was in the old Salt Palace and it was very easy to go down to where the players parked and try to get autographs afterwards.
Well, I had a card ready for EVERY member of the team and when Bobby Hansen came out, nobody was interested in him. I actually felt bad for him, so I followed him over to his car and asked very politely: "Mr. Hanson, would you please sign this card?" Dude was a total D-bag and told me to get lost. Said he didn't do autographs.
As I walked away, I clearly remember thinking: "I hope The Mailman runs it up in your wife someday".
Hearing this story has brought my life full-circle. I feel as if I can die a happy man. And to Bobby Hansen, all I have to say is: Don't be a dick to 11-year old kids, or you're bound to be punched out by Bart Kofoed and have Karl Malone ream out your old lady's clown hole.
LifeOnaPlate
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ahhhhahahah
I'd exclude a lot of draft picks from the "bust" pool because perma-late picking is gonna be based on "potential". Snyder, DeShawn, etc. get a pass in my book. The ones who don't are Borchardt and Humphries.
Who in their right mind would ever draft Borchardt (or trade for him following the draft)? What the hell was anyone thinking this guy could add in the NBA? Falling on your *** and drinking Shaq Sweaterade doesn't win games. Having 4 foot nothing guys rebound over you adds nothing. Being pushed off the block so damn far you're thinking of sitting back on the bench is pretty funny to watch if you're a Lakers fan, but doesn't win games.
Did I miss the G-Spot in here somehwere? Gordon Giricek sucky sucked, but so did the team, and he was traded in a steal for KK. Maybe that made up for it all.
Who in their right mind would ever draft Borchardt (or trade for him following the draft)? What the hell was anyone thinking this guy could add in the NBA? Falling on your *** and drinking Shaq Sweaterade doesn't win games. Having 4 foot nothing guys rebound over you adds nothing. Being pushed off the block so damn far you're thinking of sitting back on the bench is pretty funny to watch if you're a Lakers fan, but doesn't win games.
Did I miss the G-Spot in here somehwere? Gordon Giricek sucky sucked, but so did the team, and he was traded in a steal for KK. Maybe that made up for it all.