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Nice find! That thread alone was the reason I was so depressed the old site crashed. I missed it.
 
'm pretty sure it was the chicken that I ate the night before that caused my malady but the Mexican food I ate earlier in the day was part of the festivities. As a mostly liquified chimichanga was being ejected from my body at the speed of light I couldn't help but notice that my **** was on fire. How could everything be so wet yet still burn?!? Due to the velocity of the liquid entering my shorts some of it got on my man bits. A mostly painful yet somewhat scintilating sensation crept into my confused mind... but I digress. This was of course an uneeded distraction from the more immediate task at hand... getting to the bathroom. When in this condition every second counts and the added distraction shaved valubale tenths of a second off my reaction time.

The day we moved out of the apartment we lost the security deposit because the 3' x 3' patch in the hallway carpet was rather obvious. There was no cleaning the spot where "it" happened. I simply cut out the area where my mishap took place and tried to glue a new piece in. It didn't quite match. When the complex manager asked what the patch was all about we just shook our heads. The incident was still somewhat fresh in my mind and I think I turned a little green. The manager asked no more questions and simply charged us to replace the carpet.
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Scat: The Younger Years
 
dalamon said:
Male menopause is one big female dog.
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That was the worst 24 hours of my life bar none. Fortunately the toilet was close enough to the tub so that I could hang my *** over the toilet and my face over the tub. Had I needed to choose which end to place over just the toilet I'm not sure what I would have done as it was coming out each end at the same time. How my body took the amount of food I had eaten and turned it into a burning liquid tenfold I will never understand.
 
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That was the worst 24 hours of my life bar none. Fortunately the toilet was close enough to the tub so that I could hang my *** over the toilet and my face over the tub. Had I needed to choose which end to place over just the toilet I'm not sure what I would have done as it was coming out each end at the same time. How my body took the amount of food I had eaten and turned it into a burning liquid tenfold I will never understand.
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Ahh... this totally explains your username...
 
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