I've also learned that you'd better not explain what word got censored or Colton will come to get ya! ;-)
BTW, do you remember when I was in St. George last fall and we were going to meet but I canceled? That's when the craziness with my ex-wife hit the fan. Her affairs are crazy stories that would have made headlines (both because of who she was doing and because of what they did as a result) if I had chosen to publicize the story.
PM me.