Freaking awesome Game thread for Jazz @ Celtics!

[Sneakers]

Where do I cash in for my free Wiggins?

 

[CitizenofCapua]

"How to **** up a teams offensive groove with substitutions" a book written by Tyrone Corbin

 

[GVC]

Players not named Hayward or Kanter: 7-24 shooting, 10 turnovers. Deja ****ing vu.

 

[cowhide]

16-3 to
34-50

47-18 run...


This should never happen, even to a tank.

Unfortunately, the Jazz are trying. They are just really bad. Burks will never be anything great without a jump shot. Favors has zero offensive game. He gets pushed around for being a great athlete. Gobert looks lost and gets pushed around. Kanter can't jump anymore and he needs to be more selfish on the offensive end. He was hot and then he was taken out of the game. Who knows why? Hayward was playing great and then he was taken out of the game. Simply amazing how bad our bench. Why is it that guys who don't shoot 3pts well light it up against the Jazz?

 

[HighlandHomie]

The tank is real.

 

[schneider]

"How to **** up a teams offensive groove with substitutions" a book written by Tyrone Corbin

A thousand times this. It's like Ty took Kanter out just to **** up our rhythm offensively. Once it was done, he put Kanter back in.

 

[underKANTER]

Tinsley and Lucas play way too many minutes. They are the worst guards in the NBA. Not even D-League caliber. Same about Jefferson.

 

[spycam1]

Dat tank

 

[bigmike]

Holy **** we are bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Bad.

Granted we suck and have no bench to speak of. But we shouldn't be this bad.

I'm 1000% committed to the tank, but holy **** even I'm surprised.

 

[Litany]

Sigh. These threads are insufferable. A player can have three straight productive games and he has a bad game and suddenly he sucks and should have his contract burned.

I need a break.

 

[Sneakers]

Corbin is going to be national-media mocked into being fired. This is a benefit of having a full on 'tank watch' due to the draft class.

 

[David Stern]

We are going to all need therapy after this season.

 

[underKANTER]

Where is Kanter's defensive rebounding, footwork, post moves?

He looks like Memo with better offensive rebounding.

 

[illyasova]

ı am not sure but jazz can be worst NBA 3 points shooting team in the history. So, so easy to pack the paint and defense the Jazz. And i really wonder if any NBA fan knows names of our bench players. The bench is worse than D-League players. Last, Corbin WTF rotation you have? One of the reasons Celtics ' 2nd quarter performance is you!

 

[Weezur]

Jeez, I knew we'd lose but a blowout loss?

 

[orangello]

Players not named Hayward or Kanter: 7-24 shooting, 10 turnovers. Deja ****ing vu.

This.

I think it's becoming quite clear who will lead this team.

 

[underKANTER]

I give Corbin 6 more games.

A 0-10 record plus horrible team effort, rotations and so on.

Bye Corbin.

 

[David Stern]

You know it's bad when I actually miss Marvin Williams...

But then the realization that Corbin would play him 48 minutes per game quickly dispells that idea.

 

[Litany]

How many times a game does Matt say "it's not Corbin's fault!" Lmao

 

[David Stern]

I give Corbin 6 more games.

A 0-10 record plus horrible team effort, rotations and so on.

Bye Corbin.

You know we'll win that 10th game just because you said that. Damn it.