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TroutBum

TroutBum

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You all drive cars, right? You all pay insurance, right? Why on Earth would you be with any other agent than me? I've been doing it for years and I have a small trove of people I've worked with, some of which you might know:

Jason (yes, him -- I know, I know)
JazzGal
RJF
Jackpotter
Bronco
Archie Moses
UB

I would like to put ALL of you on my Christmas card list, so what's holding you back? I am an independent broker, so I can get you a free quote from over 50 different companies. The chances are good that I will save you money, and worst case scenario, you get to talk to me in person and see what a pussycat I am. /purrr

Is this a lame attempt at soliciting business? Yes. Will you be happy that you called me and I saved you $$$ every month? Yes. If I can't beat what you've currently got, I'll buy you lunch. Deal?

801-229-8654 or 801-641-7641
 
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I was skeptical and I didn't believe Trout when he said he could do this. In fact, I took him up on the offer because I wanted a free meal. To my surprise the dude saved me money. I'm talking close to a $150 bucks a year. That son of a bitch knows what he's doing and I recommend him to anyone. He tries to act tough and mean, but deep down, he's a nice guy (and a scared little boy). The only downside is, he occasionally sends me text pictures of his poop, but he'd probably do that anyway. Trout for the win.
 
Agent that wants to make sure my life is not ruined by an accident or an agent who wants to send me pics of his poop? Tough call. ; )
 
I'm with USAA, otherwise I might give you a shot. Sorry.
 
Gameface said:
I'm with USAA, otherwise I might give you a shot. Sorry.
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Seriously, no more than 30 minutes ago I switched a family from USAA to Auto Owners and saved them $600.00 a year. I'm telling you, what does it hurt to get a quote? Call me Gameface, or I'll neg rep your ***.
 
And I'm gonna neg rep Whore Mangler for posing as your D- rate celebrity endorser, and for saying for the win for the 100 to the nth time in a week.
 
I keep forgetting to send you my info. I'm also with USAA but I get ****d because I'm young and had an accident 5 years ago.
 
VINYLONE said:
Sorry Trout. Rules are rules.

Post flagged for blatant SPAM.
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https://jazzfanz.com/faq.php

Spamming: Accounts set up primarily to post advertising notices, whether or not the items for sale or services offered are related to the Jazz or basketball, will be considered spam. The offending posts will be removed and the user who posted the notices will be issued infractions as appropriate. On the other hand, similar posts by established Jazzfanz members will not be considered spam, and may be posted to the General Discussion board.
 
Also:

https://jazzfanz.com/faq.php

Back-seat Moderators: If members note a possible problem, they are welcome to bring it to the attention of a moderator or administrator via a private message. However, members are asked to not act as "back-seat moderators"; please do not make moderation-related comments in board threads. Members who consistently "act" as moderators may receive infractions.

Just FYI.
 
I'd be pissed if you posted my name up there without my permission. As a matter of principle, I'll keep my business elsewhere.

dink.
 
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