It's time to pimp myself out.

[UB]

Trout speaks the truth: he balances out his toolness with working hard to find awesomely low insurance rates.

 

[VINYLONE]

After helping ElRoach save over 70 bucks A MONTH, I thought I would just remind you all that no matter how big of a tool you think I am, money talks. Call me and I'll put more of it back in your pocket.

Ill vouch for Trout, he is complete and utter tool.

 

[Bronco70]

Trout - PM sent.

 

[TroutBum]

Bump.

Chalk one up for Babe. Even on my deathbed, I was able to save him some cash. Sadly, I'll have to drop the whole, "Babe is Millsappa, and Millsappa is Hopper" schtick and just go with "Millsappa is Hopper, who is still a loathsome turd-nugget". And just in case any of you are wondering, Babe is just as weird on the phone as he is on here.

I've been bugging you people for over a year now, and as you can see by the erotically charged responses to this thread, I will rock your world. Call me. 801-641-7641 or 801-229-8654.

 

[bigb]

Sadly, I'll have to drop the whole, "Babe is Millsappa, and Millsappa is Hopper" schtick and just go with "Millsappa is Hopper, who is still a loathsome turd-nugget".

Wow, I think the world is ending.

 

[moevillini]

too bad Rod Serling isn't still around, it has the makings of a good episode of Twilight Zone

 

[franklin]

Bump.

Trout just started at a new office which means he's probably busy as hell. Everyone call him NOW and make him work overtime (or simply work at all) for the first time in his life.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Bump.

Trout just started at a new office which means he's probably busy as hell. Everyone call him NOW and make him work overtime (or simply work at all) for the first time in his life.

No don't. Just let him finish my stuff first. Then call.

 

[bigb]

No don't. Just let him finish my stuff first. Then call.

Wow, that's not selfish at all.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Wow, that's not selfish at all.

Just keeping him focused, ya know.

 

[franklin]

Free NBA League Pass and 20 cases of cheap beer!

Okay, okay, not really free but close enough. This is what Trout just bought me. You have to be incredibly awesome to save my tight *** some money, and Trout did just that! He has incredible rates right now.