I'm coaching Middle School basketball this year-- advice?

[Dr. Jones]

Dem jeans will just look like leggings under dat skirt

 

[8]

Dem jeans will just look like leggings under dat skirt

jeggings

 

[colton]

Lots of good info here. Archie's point of Press is a good one for sure, and unless you're coaching a Wardball team, don't listen to Colton. That is why there is Jr. Jazz and churchball; so everyone can participate and have fun. Nothing builds team character and moral like winning; nothing crushes it more than losing. So, press, off the ball screens, pick and roll like a mother freaka, and conditioning, conditioning, conditioning. If your guys are fresher in the 4th quarter than the other team, you almost can't lose.

Yes, you certainly wouldn't like any incidents like this happening to your team:
https://www.polkio.com/ns/sports/24...s-leadership-sportsmanship-in-act-of-kindness

 

[TroutBum]

We're breeding MEN here, Doc, not a brotherhood of the traveling pants.

 

[Dr. Jones]

We're breeding MEN here, Doc, not a brotherhood of the traveling pants.

Why do u speak in such babble? Traveling pants? wtf does that mean? "Breeeding men" We are?

Join me in roasting


















































oysters. Yummy.

 

[UGLI baby]

@Dalamon

Have your players watch this vid before and after each practice and game and you will be well on your way to title town.

https://www.values.com/inspirational-stories-tv-spots/106-Basketball

 

[TroutBum]

Obviously, PKFem isn't a golfer.

 

[freakazoid]

Just cuss a lot and throw a chair out on the court every once in a while. Bullying will build character.

 

[TroutBum]

Just cuss a lot and throw a chair out on the court every once in a while. Bullying will build character.

Hard to argue with time tested winners like this.



Did you know Harpring played football?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Obviously, PKFem isn't a golfer.

wutdidImiss

 

[UGLI baby]

wutdidImiss

Trout hitting a golf ball 450+ yards.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Lol.. I can do that too.

#errybodyhittindatlongballdoe

 

[Bronco70]

Randomly bench kids for no apparent reason. Act like you're really upset, but don't tell them why.


Sent from the JazzFanz app

 

[TroutBum]

Trout hitting a golf ball 450+ yards.

Don't exaggerate, dick hole. 395, at most.

Don't you know that a power swing is all about hips? Have you not seen my child bearing shape? Fool.

 

[colton]

Randomly bench kids for no apparent reason. Act like you're really upset, but don't tell them why.

Made me LLOL.

 

[UGLI baby]

What's an LLOL Colton? I want to experience one.

dat jazzfanz.com mobile app doe

 

[colton]

What's an LLOL Colton?

https://www.internetslang.com/LLOL-meaning-definition.asp

 

[Deleted member 848]

https://www.internetslang.com/LLOL-meaning-definition.asp

No whey. Totally thought colton just had a typo.

llmao

 

[HeavenHarris]

lroflmfaotblh

 

[UGLI baby]

Lovin Coltons new Colt45 alter ego.

LLOL


dat jazzfanz.com mobile app doe