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Sacramento Kings @ Utah Jazz: November 22nd, 2010 7:00 MST

sirkickyass

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The Sacramento Kings are (4-7) and will be coming off a back-to-back after playing the previous night at home against the New Orleans Hornets.

Please note the date of the game.


Probable starting lineups:

Sacramento Kings:

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Reigning Rookie of the Year Tyreke Evans.

19.9 ppg, 5.3 apg, 1.7 spg

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Hopper favorite: Luther Head.

6.8 apg, 2.3 apg, and a 3pfg% below 30%.

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Donte Greene, who last achieved relevance when he was included in the Ron Artest trade.

4.5 ppg, 2.8 rpg, .7 apg

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Carl Landry, a man who probably really misses Houston where he was a most improved player candidate last season.

14.7 ppg, 5.9 rpg

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Samuel Dalembert, included in many unconsummated Jazzfanz fantasy trades over the last five years.

4.6 ppg, 7.7 rpg, and 1.7 bpg

Utah Jazz:

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Deron Williams. Have I mentioned recently that I was the original poster on jazzfanz that lobbied for the Jazz to draft him back in January of 2005? I'm pretty sure this needs to be mentioned at least once every few months.

22.3 ppg, 9.7 apg, .9 spg

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Raja Bell. Tatermoog's favorite player.

7.8 ppg, 1.4 apg, and shooting percentages that make Smush Parker look like Reggie Miller

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Andrei Kirilenko. I think we call all agree that this player has received the most reverential respect and support among all Jazz players discussed on these boards over the last few years.

12.6 ppg, 4.9 rpg, 3.3 apg, 1.2 spg, 1.0 bpg

So one-dimensional

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Paul Millsap. In all the discussion about what his nickname should be, nothing seems to top the old-standard "Man-Sap."

20.8 ppg, 9.3 rpg, 80.% on three point shots this season

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Al Jefferson. He's lived up to everyone's expectations. I'm sure he'll be better next season after he regrows his ACL.

15.8 ppg, 8.5 rpg, 1.3 bpg, $1 billion over the next 35 seasons.
 
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Our Utah Jazz by 15+

Also, LOL @ this garbage game thread. Almost as bad as that Vinny dude's game threads.

EDIT:

I take that back. Initially, due to drunkenness, I failed to read the captions, which are quite alright. So I deem this game thread QUITE GOOD.
 
Inn Dawn said:
Also, LOL @ this garbage game thread. Almost as bad as that Vinny dude's game threads.
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I know. Unfortunately, I lack the skills required to create oddly racially confused images of Al Jefferson's face on Al Jolson's body.

I've been thinking about it for hours and I still have no idea how problematic it is to replace the head of a black-face performer with an actual black person. I think Archie, while going for a dumb joke based on the name of a film, may have accidentally created art.
 
Thread reported for trolling. I hope others report it as well. Kicky the power hungry, condescending moderator at his best. Oh, and the thread sucks.
 
Sirkickyass said:
I know. Unfortunately, I lack the skills required to create oddly racially confused images of Al Jefferson's face on Al Jolson's body.

I've been thinking about it for hours and I still have no idea how problematic it is to replace the head of a black-face performer with an actual black person. I think Archie, while going for a dumb joke based on the name of a film, may have accidentally created art.
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Another condescending smug remark, who would have thunk?
 
Archie Moses said:
Another condescending smug remark, who would have thunk?
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Actually I meant that in all sincerity.

It's more of a back-handed compliment.

'Shopping an actual black man's head onto the body of the most famous black-face performer in today's world is a pretty complicated racial statement. I just don't think that's what you were going for.

Accidental art is still art.
 
Sirkickyass said:
Actually I meant that in all sincerity.

It's more of a back-handed compliment.

'Shopping an actual black man's head onto the body of the most famous black-face performer in today's world is a pretty complicated racial statement. I just don't think that's what you were going for.

Accidental art is still art.
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The Jazz singer poster was representing the Utah Jazz. I put Al's head on another Al's body. That was it, end of story. There was no other message than that. The fact that you would even try and say I was doing something racist is sad. Kicky, the Al Sharpton of jazzfanz.
 
Archie Moses said:
The Jazz singer poster was representing the Utah Jazz. I put Al's head on another Al's body. That was it, end of story. There was no other message than that. The fact that you would even try and say I was doing something racist is sad. Kicky, the Al Sharpton of jazzfanz.
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I've explicitly said that I don't think you intended it that way, and I even hypothesized you selected the base image because of the name of the film. That's why I termed it "accidental art."

You're getting so sensitive here you're perceiving attacks where there are none. At worst, this is a back-handed compliment.

Let me state this clearly and in all caps so it's very clear: YOU MADE A VERY COMPLEX RACIAL STATEMENT UNINTENTIONALLY. I THINK THAT STATEMENT IS INTERESTING PRECISELY BECAUSE OF ITS COMPLEXITY. IT IS THE MOST INTERESTING PIECE OF ART I'VE SEEN IN AT LEAST A MONTH.

I could seriously write an entire thesis on that picture and I suspect there's more than one artist who wishes they came up with an idea that good precisely because of its racial tones. That someone did it completely ignorantly actually only makes it more interesting.
 
not till i recently started posting on this forum for real, and not just use it for chat did i realize that so many of you guys (especially archie) are such babies.
grow up idiots, forum arguments are so 10th grade...
now please go tattletale on me to teh mods you ADULT MEN -_-

ruca!
 
Sirkickyass said:
Let me state this clearly and in all caps so it's very clear: YOU MADE A VERY COMPLEX RACIAL STATEMENT UNINTENTIONALLY. I THINK THAT STATEMENT IS INTERESTING PRECISELY BECAUSE OF ITS COMPLEXITY. IT IS THE MOST INTERESTING PIECE OF ART I'VE SEEN IN AT LEAST A MONTH.
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hahaha
 
I've never seen Kicky start a game thread but I like it. Good and, for the most part, original images that haven't been rehashed on this board umpteen million times. Solid captions. Not bad. Better than Archie's dogcrap that jumped the shark some time last season.

With other much tougher games heading our way, this is a must win.
 
ruca said:
not till i recently started posting on this forum for real, and not just use it for chat did i realize that so many of you guys (especially archie) are such babies.
grow up idiots, forum arguments are so 10th grade...
now please go tattletale on me to teh mods you ADULT MEN -_-

ruca!
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It's Ruca! I see Ruca! But I don't see Fes!!!!
 
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