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I will quit posting on Jazz Fans IF....

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last year I posted if the Jazz made the playoffs I would quite posting. I'm starting a new thread because I know these things are not going to happen. I will stop posting if....

Gordon Hayward ever makes an ALLSTAR team

Jazz make the playoffs in the next two years

A Republican become the next President

Miley Cyrus becomes a nun

We get flying cars

Mexico becomes the annexed by Arizona

We get a top 3 pick

David Locke quits being the radio guy ( j/k I want this to happen)

Republicans in office declare war on themselves because they have ruined this country more than terrorists

anymore suggestions? They should be nice suggestions though mind your Ps and Qs.
 
This is too big to sig, but I'm going to save it on my computer so when one of those comes true you'll leave.
 
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If you breathe within the next ten seconds

If you use the word 'the' today

If you drink or eat something today

If you wipe your bottom after your next dookie

If you make another thread within the next day

If I do any of the above
 
probability

Probability

10% Gordon Hayward ever makes an ALLSTAR team

40% (2015 or 2016) Jazz make the playoffs in the next two years

30% (if Christy wins primary) A Republican become the next President

1% Miley Cyrus becomes a nun

1% (assuming in next 10 years) We get flying cars

1% (Arizona must first secede) Mexico becomes the annexed by Arizona

25% (keep in mind a 6 seed has 22% chance) We get a top 3 pick

100% (you didn't specify the year, he will quit.... eventually) David Locke quits being the radio guy ( j/k I want this to happen)

1% Republicans in office declare war on themselves because they have ruined this country more than terrorists

anymore suggestions? They should be nice suggestions though mind your Ps and Qs.[/QUOTE]
 
last year I posted if the Jazz made the playoffs I would quite posting. I'm starting a new thread because I know these things are not going to happen. I will stop posting if....

Gordon Hayward ever makes an ALLSTAR team

Jazz make the playoffs in the next two years

A Republican become the next President

Miley Cyrus becomes a nun

We get flying cars

Mexico becomes the annexed by Arizona

We get a top 3 pick

David Locke quits being the radio guy ( j/k I want this to happen)

Republicans in office declare war on themselves because they have ruined this country more than terrorists

anymore suggestions? They should be nice suggestions though mind your Ps and Qs.


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What if Locke is fired or forced to resign? Does that count as quitting? Just want to get all the legal details straightened out for this deal...
 
What if Locke is fired or forced to resign? Does that count as quitting? Just want to get all the legal details straightened out for this deal...

If Locke was gone it would be worth never posting again. Like losing his job.....not anything crazy like injuring him or murder. To keep the legal detail straight.
 
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One has to admire your dedication to your extreme. Way to unabashadly be an extremist in pretty much everything. here's a cookie.
 
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