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What are the Nets doing trying to acquire Jordan Hill? The Nets are the stupidest organization in the league.
 
b_line said:
Trade Grades:

Cyrone Torbin: A-
As Spycam1 mentioned, the one way to improve this trade for Torbin would have been to demand no less than King Size Snickers. Still, Cyrone will benefit from increased caloric intake during class, possibly leading to higher test score percentage. The undersold value of this trade is that Cyrone will not get caught acting unlike himself later today, and when he is sitting in class, and wondering why he can't go anywhere for a while, he can grab a snickers.

Lidney Sowe (Cyrone Torbin's roomie): A+
At face value, this was a calorie dump for Lidney Sowe, but let's look a little deeper into this trade. Lidney has long been planning on buying a bag of delicious buttery popcorn to eat while watching the ice dancing finals rerun from the olympics, but recently found out that, due to his unpaid tax bill, he would not be able to purchase the popcorn. With this trade, Sowe is able to accomplish his goal of butter fingers, as well as apply about $0.89 to his tax bill from the saved popcorn expenditure.
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Lol
 
This is probably the most epic thread derail of all time.

Carry on.
 
Doublea said:
Lakers have traded Blake to GSW for Bazemore and Brooks.
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What this means: Kobe is definitely done for the season. Lakers may not win another game all year. Can they catch Philadelphia and Orlando?

Good trade for both teams. Warriors get some depth; Lakers save $3.5M and get back expiring contracts. Does LeBron want to opt out and sign with LA this summer? Even Los Angeles may not be big enough for the egos of Bryant and James. Then again, Kobe probably has just 2-3 years left.
 
Core4 said:
What this means: Kobe is definitely done for the season. Lakers may not win another game all year. Can they catch Philadelphia and Orlando?

Good trade for both teams. Warriors get some depth; Lakers save $3.5M and get back expiring contracts. Does LeBron want to opt out and sign with LA this summer? Even Los Angeles may not be big enough for the egos of Bryant and James. Then again, Kobe probably has just 2-3 years left.
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Losing the great Steve Blake is what makes the Lakers not win games?
 
Lakers got Meeks and Farmar back, both who help them win more than Blake. The Lakers have Farmar/Marshall at PG which is decent.

They can still win games, especially when Young and Gasol come back.

Blake trade was a cost-cutting move more than a tank move, IMO.
 
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