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That takes balls!

I'm still debating on what's worst. Dating a 17 year old when I'm 57, or cutting off a 57 years olds package because he's dating my 17 year old daughter? Hmm.
 
What part did this guy have in his daughter's decision to date an old man? Girls aren't normally turned on by wrinkles and all that Jazz. Maybe the guy should have lopped off his own unit.
 
First of all, the guy's name was Helmut. You don't **** with guys named Helmut. Period.

And while I may disagree with Helmut's decision to cut the guys balls off, it's a pretty good rule of thumb that if you want to keep your genitals safe and sound, stay away from underage girls who also happen to be 40 years younger than you.
 
jazzman12 said:
First of all, the guy's name was Helmut. You don't **** with guys named Helmut. Period.

And while I may disagree with Helmut's decision to cut the guys balls off, it's a pretty good rule of thumb that if you want to keep your genitals safe and sound, stay away from underage girls who also happen to be 40 years younger than you.
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i think we could push this through Congress.
 
jazzman12 said:
First of all, the guy's name was Helmut. You don't **** with guys named Helmut. Period.

And while I may disagree with Helmut's decision to cut the guys balls off, it's a pretty good rule of thumb that if you want to keep your genitals safe and sound, stay away from underage girls who also happen to be 40 years younger than you.
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It isn't really the girls you have to worry about; it is their butter knife wielding fathers.
 
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