See, I'm the opposite. I'd immediately dismiss anybody ordering the 2 for 99 cents tacos in Tucson as unworthy. That's like going to ChinaTown and hooking up with the Panda Express. There are five outstanding taco shops within a mile of that Jack in the Box that aren't made with a meat-like byproduct. Each one of those "tacos" shaves 2 and a half months off of your life.
If that is true I probably only have a few hours left to live. Whatever product is in those things, they are ****ing delicious.