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Soccer Isn't A Man's Game And The Amount Of Times They Grab Each Other's Heads And Fake Cry And Fall

countonbuckets said:
Is Really Embarrassing To See As A Man. I Always Try And Support The USA When The World Cup Comes Around But The Sport Is Just So Boring And I Don't Mean To Offend All The Women On Here Because I Think You Deserve To Play Sports And Can Be Good. Soccer For Example Is A Sport Women Can Be Good At Like Ice Skating And Equestrian Leaping. I Hate Watching These Third World Countries And There Civilians Cheer About Beating The USA Because They Aren't Better Then Us Accept For Soccer. I Had A Bodega In Newark Back The Late 80's And These Mexican Boys Used To Kick That Sonbitch Around In The Alley All Day And Night And I Used To Give Them The Dogs And Pizza That Didn't Get Sold After Close. I Used To Tell Them To Pick A Man's Sport And Quit Being Some Sort Of European (something or other). No Offense But Not (something or other) But (something or other) Like Girly.
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TMC;DNR
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
This World Cup has been very high scoring. There is a lot of excitement in soccer when the ball gets close to the box, you just have to learn how to appreciate the movement that leads up to those points and it becomes enjoyable.
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False. Soccer is lame as hell, no matter how hard you study movements or try and fool yourself into thinking it's anything other than a waste of good grass.
 
E.J. Wells said:
False. Soccer is lame as hell, no matter how hard you study movements or try and fool yourself into thinking it's anything other than a waste of good grass.
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typical ignorant ugly american comment.

soccer can be boring to watch when the game doesn't mean anything. you must have a rooting interest. but dudes like you will never have a team to root for because you don't bleed red, white, blue.

it's sad actually.


but ratings are through the roof and it's been very entertaining. it's not too late to join the party.
 
soccer popularity will take off if this US teams go far in the tourney.

why?

1. ratings are already high
2. many cities have emerged as a soccer cities - seattle, portland and etc
3. world cup TV ratings have been great
4. MLS product has gotten better and better
5. many kids play soccer. familiarity is there
6. NFL concussion issue has made pop warner football to decline. this indirectly helps because more kids will choose safer sports
7. more popularity means more exposure. meaning more ESPN coverage.
8. more kids playing means future stars. imagine USA producing a top quality striker like messi or ronaldo. popularity will triple

we are on a verge of a major soccer boom. but world cup success is critical. we must someday get into final four. and one day we must win it all.
 
Fabtrey said:
typical ignorant ugly american comment.

soccer can be boring to watch when the game doesn't mean anything. you must have a rooting interest. but dudes like you will never have a team to root for because you don't bleed red, white, blue.

it's sad actually.


but ratings are through the roof and it's been very entertaining. it's not too late to join the party.
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Believe it or not I have met plenty of Germans who only watch soccer during the World Cup and do so mainly as an excuse to get drunk, and in the normal course of their lives they feel soccer is a waste of grass too, or they just don't care, and some actively dislike it. You have a really narrow frame of view if you think that outside of the US literally every single person on the planet orgasms over soccer.
 
Fabtrey said:
typical ignorant ugly american comment.

soccer can be boring to watch when the game doesn't mean anything. you must have a rooting interest. but dudes like you will never have a team to root for because you don't bleed red, white, blue.

it's sad actually.


but ratings are through the roof and it's been very entertaining. it's not too late to join the party.
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Typical dumbass tool bag comment. Not liking soccer means you're not patriotic? Consider me Canadian then.
 
E.J. Wells said:
False. Soccer is lame as hell, no matter how hard you study movements or try and fool yourself into thinking it's anything other than a waste of good grass.
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I think Baseball and American football waste grass and space even more. Just think how great soccer stadiums would look instead of that nonsense.
 
basketball : flop = destroying the game of basketball.

soccer : flop = skill that must be mastered

so the bottom line is.... i love basketball more
 
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Seriously, 0/10
 
AKMVP said:
I think Baseball and American football waste grass and space even more. Just think how great soccer stadiums would look instead of that nonsense.
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To me a soccer stadium looks like a gigantic ambien.
 
E.J. Wells said:
False. Soccer is lame as hell, no matter how hard you study movements or try and fool yourself into thinking it's anything other than a waste of good grass.
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The ironic thing is soccer doesn't need mouthbreathing troglodytes such as yourself. They have an unparalleled fan base that includes most of the world. Furthermore, if you have the fortitude to watch the paint drying action of baseball than soccer should be no problem. If it is, well, then you're an idiot.
 
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No problem with a few trolling. But football is worldwide and the US has yet to stop sucking at it. Well not sucking, but bringing to the level of other sports they bring success in. They have all the tools to be good at it. Athlete growing sports system in pretty much every type. And a worldwide importing availabilty both playerwise and coachwise. It'll get there evetually. But this also shows that football is a culture.
 
Football, the real one you dumbass yankees call soccer, is the most democratic one of all sports.
all you need is one ball and bam you are ready to play!
Helmet rugby on the other hand, you have to get dressed like a star trooper.
Baseball is not a sport, it is a sunday pastime where grown-up men spit chewed tobacco and swing some.
Fencing and rugby are kewl too, i must add.
Grappling, also.
 
Tarkanian said:
Football, the real one you dumbass yankees call soccer, is the most democratic one of all sports.
all you need is one ball and bam you are ready to play!
Helmet rugby on the other hand, you have to get dressed like a star trooper.
Baseball is not a sport, it is a sunday pastime where grown-up men spit chewed tobacco and swing some.
Fencing and rugby are kewl too, i must add.
Grappling, also.
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i played TONS of football with only a football and some friends. no helmet, pads, football field, end zone, etc.

in soccer you need a ball AND goals to kick the ball into or in between.

Merican football for the win!
 
Tarkanian said:
Football, the real one you dumbass yankees call soccer, is the most democratic one of all sports.
all you need is one ball and bam you are ready to play!
Helmet rugby on the other hand, you have to get dressed like a star trooper.
Baseball is not a sport, it is a sunday pastime where grown-up men spit chewed tobacco and swing some.
Fencing and rugby are kewl too, i must add.
Grappling, also.
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The term soccer was coined in the UK. Just FYI.
 
VINYLONE said:
The ironic thing is soccer doesn't need mouthbreathing troglodytes such as yourself. They have an unparalleled fan base that includes most of the world. Furthermore, if you have the fortitude to watch the paint drying action of baseball than soccer should be no problem. If it is, well, then you're an idiot.
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Does it make it better if it is a nose-breathing, or maybe gill-breathing, troglodyte?
 
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