Andrei Kirilenko is now a US citizen

[sirkickyass]

Per Steve Luhm's twitter feed: https://twitter.com/#!/sluhm/status/24874660147503104

I request, nay I demand, that Andrei Kirilenko immediately do a photo shoot in this costume:

 

[Sneakers]

AK for 2012 USA Olympic team!

 

[Archie Moses]

Kicky is even less funny than I am. It's sad really.

 

[PearlWatson]

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Now when he stops playing, he can stay in the states if he wants.
By the way, good for him being able to pass the test.
It is my understanding many American born citizens would not be able to pass the test to become a citizen.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Kicky is even less funny than I am. It's sad really.

Troll a little harder dude. Damn.

 

[sirkickyass]

Troll a little harder dude. Damn.

I know right? Maybe I should start a thread entitled "why I will no longer start threads with Apollo Creed images."

 

[Archie Moses]

Still not funny. Awkward a little, but not funny.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

I know right? Maybe I should start a thread entitled "why I will no longer start threads with Apollo Creed images."

You won't do it.

 

[franklin]

Troll a little harder dude. Damn.

Way to stick up for Kicky you big stallion of a man! Rep'd.

 

[sirkickyass]

You won't do it.

You're right. I have too much self-respect to whine like that.

 

[Archie Moses]

He will make a thread about AK's hair though. You know, he has too much self respect not to.

 

[sirkickyass]

Thanks for this. Just as cute as I'd imagined.

I deem this post "sufferable" and am awarding positive rep.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

You're right. I have too much self-respect to whine like that.

It's satire.

 

[sirkickyass]

It's satire.

Some things are immune to parody.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Some things are immune to parody.

$10. Does that sound like something you might be interested in?

 

[Stickler]

https://www.800citizen.org/us_citizenship_test/

Go to this website. Choose your state, and "50 questions" ... Post results. I got 88%. Had to take several guesses -- and got almost all of them wrong. One question that I got wrong that I thought I had right was "Why did the Colonists fight the British?"

 

[franklin]

https://www.800citizen.org/us_citizenship_test/

Go to this website. Choose your state, and "50 questions" ... Post results. I got 88%. Had to take several guesses -- and got almost all of them wrong. One question that I got wrong that I thought I had right was "Why did the Colonists fight the British?"

How long is it? More than 60 seconds and I'm out.

 

[Stickler]

It's however long it takes you to answer 50 questions.

 

[sirkickyass]

https://www.800citizen.org/us_citizenship_test/

Go to this website. Choose your state, and "50 questions" ... Post results. I got 88%. Had to take several guesses -- and got almost all of them wrong. One question that I got wrong that I thought I had right was "Why did the Colonists fight the British?"

My favorite wrong answer:

Name one U.S. territory:

D) American Finland