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PKM said:
Haha.. no, but we have all partied and I met my wife at Hooters.. so it's not really, like, tough to imagine.

Kinda like everybody knows I gotta a massisnausage.
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Would you (b_line) like me to post a pic of fishonAMBIEN and why you don't **** with an 8-time state wrestling champ (3x runner-up GRAND nationals)?

He's still digging dirt out of his nose from Gameface's front yard.
 
PKM said:
Would you (b_line) like me to post a pic of fishonAMBIEN and why you don't **** with an 8-time state wrestling champ (3x runner-up GRAND nationals)?

He's still digging dirt out of his nose from Gameface's front yard.
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b_line said:
Oh I see. Sweater kittens.
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b_line is now my fave poster here...... it's always been close, but it's over gents.
 
Lol @ fish with a faceful of gravel. I bet its not the first time either. This place is wonderful. Long live jazzfanz. Next time you invite us all to mexico, I am going.
 
b_line said:
Lol @ fish with a faceful of gravel. I bet its not the first time either. This place is wonderful. Long live jazzfanz. Next time you invite us all to mexico, I am going.
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I still feel bad. Broke his Ray Bans.. his masculinity.. but he started it. I was totally unaware. He jumped from a deck like 20 feet above me and landed on me Hard. Luckily I am all muscle and tough as **** cuz wtf was he thinkin?

Anyway, I played around with him for a few a minutes like a lil brother and then ****ed him over ... do I feel bad? HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

But I love me some fish, always will. Buy a cape fish, nextime, fish.. k?
 
PKM said:
I still feel bad. Broke his Ray Bans.. his masculinity.. but he started it. I was totally unaware. He jumped from a deck like 20 feet above me and landed on me Hard. Luckily I am all muscle and tough as **** cuz wtf was he thinkin?

Anyway, I played around with him for a few a minutes like a lil brother and then ****ed him over ... do I feel bad? HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

But I love me some fish, always will. Buy a cape fish, nextime, fish.. k?
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You forget da ugli dogpile right after he yells out "nobody better tackle me"
 
And I can't remember is that was before, after or not even the same night that he pissed in my bushes.
 
Gameface said:
The funniest part is he said that because he really didn't want anyone to tackle him.
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So of course i tackled him.
(Didn't want him to feel left out)
 
Gameface said:
And I can't remember is that was before, after or not even the same night that he pissed in my bushes.
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Same night he peed in the bushes.

Also ugli landed on a sprinkler head when I tackled him and then got dog piled and took it all like a champ.

Pkm had some big meeting the next day (I think with the president of the United States or something) and when i tackled him it ruined his only pair of pants (grass stained like a ****)
He also took it like a champ. Good times
 
One other tidbit from that night: Really late that night me, uggs, and chris L (maybe honz and baby peterz were they too, I don't remember) were on the porch and someone caught a katy-did and I was going to eat it if they could come up with 100 dollars. They tried to get me to eat it for 20 dollars but I wussed out. It was huge. (Would have done it for 100 doe)
 
I remember being surprised when baby peterz showed up not black
 
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