Recent content by Schrödinger's Gerbil

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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    So, you’re saying that if we lose the lottery, we will then regret not winning more in order to be in the spot that does win?? Seriously, do you not read what you write before posting? Yes, and Yes. (Or is that Yes, and No as in No, I do not not read what I write before posting?) This strikes...
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    Game Thread Mar 12, 2025 06:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Memphis Grizzlies

    A good loss, to the extent losses are good. IF the Jazz could ever cut down on the turnovers, potentially many of these types of losses may be wins in the future. By, man-o-man, watching this team's ineptitude taking care of the ball each and every game is making my eyes bleed. I don't recall...
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    Now that we're on this path, I don't have a better idea than tanking like hell to maximize our odds of winning the lottery or otherwise securing a future star via the draft. Pick your metaphor: pot committed, in for a penny, in for pound, balls to the walls, full throated, etc. My hope for each...
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    Who's suggesting running it back as it was currently constituted? We keep getting told there were no options; that was indeed the convention wisdom. How is it you're so absolutely certain/confident this was the case? The conventional wisdom that Mitchell would surely bolt Cleveland for NY or...
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    Ah, there it is, the personal insult. So very original, yet at the same time, so very tiresome. I'd only add that your insult makes no sense. What does being a gerbil have to do with being inside and outside of someone's butthole? Projection, per chance? If you're going to insult someone, at...
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    We're tanking because the Jazz FO decided to blow up a perennial playoff team. We're not talented enough to win precisely because of this decision made precisely to ensure that we wouldn't have the talent to win and thus would not have another option. I'm not arguing that we shouldn't maximize...
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    And yet a lot of people seem to be putting a lot of hope on getting Flagg, notwithstanding the extremely low odds of this outcome.
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    And yet ...
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    Cruel irony would be that we tank aggressively to get the best lottery odds but a team with worse odds ends up winning. We'll be wishing we had tried to win more games if this happens. The odds of not winning the lottery significantly exceed those of winning. I confidently predict that we WILL...
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    Looking ahead to 2025-2026

    To paraphrase, none of the Jazz's six first round draft picks the last two years appear to be a foundational piece, the FO is hinging the success of their strategy on the sheer luck of winning the lottery, and buckle up for one more year of intentional sucking and 2-4 more additional years of...
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    Game Thread Mar 09, 2025 05:30PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Philadelphia 76ers

    Well-said. I perhaps exaggerated a bit for effect, but the general sentiment remains.
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    Game Thread Mar 09, 2025 05:30PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Philadelphia 76ers

    That was an awful game. The cream of the Jazz draft class the last two years lost to an essentially G-league team. Great for the tank, less great for fueling optimism about the team's future. There's losing for the purpose of tanking, but there's also losing in humiliating fashion to a shiitey...
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    Walker Kessler Hype & Appreciation Thread

    LOL, you're bound and determined to die on this hill. Props to you.
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    Walker Kessler Hype & Appreciation Thread

    I agree with most of what you say. However, Kessler's performance against Toronto was still extraordinary, regardless. Again, teams face inferior competition all the time, with different teams resting players or with players injured or just because the team is bad. Yet, we still only rarely see...
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    Well, %$&#*
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