Recent content by TroutBum

Oh man, you win the message boards. Good call.

You rang?

Also, YB is coming to the poker game.

One of my all time favorites. BeanClown and his Injun’ money. Archie Moses and his mental deficiencies. PKM actually knowing every high school prospect in the country by name, and their coaches on speed dial. Catzies and Tink hooking up. Finding out Vinylone’s name is actually Dick...

#1, without question, is how HORRIBLE the mobile version of this site is. Pop up ads on the top AND bottom of each page? Brutal. I thought my lifetime Premium membership took care of that rubbish. Go Cougs.

And while I’m here, I miss BeanClown. I wonder if he’s still sucking back that Native American money, or if his wife kicked his lazy *** to the curb. Fun story, I remarried into a similar situation re: Native American money, and I ain’t complaining.

You’d think that washing the dung off your dong would be reason enough, but sure. What the crap is this crap? Cheap shots at family members? Good grief, now I need a shower. What a tool.

Man, I’m tired of being right. (But not really - it’s awesome.) I have that effect on closeted gay men. Go Utes!

Is he retarded? Drugs are awesome.

I only post in the Jazz forum when I want to remember why I stopped watching sports in the first place. Life is so much easier and less chaotic when you’re not constantly let down by something you have poured hundreds and hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars into. Think about that for a...

Unless you’re @Gameface, you aren’t allowed any porn posts, drunk-posted or otherwise. But seriously, how come there is not a thread about crypto? I know tons of you are on the crypto train, so how about you post how awesome you are doing, tips, tricks, and advice…? Doge? ETH? Staking? How...

See, this is the kind of thinking that causes global warming. I’m not really sure how, but, Liberals. #babe

Haha, I had forgotten just how insane Babe is. I mean, wow.

I’m not sure where to put this, so this thread will have to do. My father in law just came and rescued me from the hospital (so his wife could hang out with new grand daughter) and took me to Gunnies in Orem. Gunnies is a guns/ammo/dumbass store, in case you were wondering. I have never been so...

I would’ve told you there was less than zero percent chance I’d have more than 4, and at 39 years and 360 days old, it was even less likely. My wife never had any, and the stars aligned perfectly, so here we are. 10 year gap between ‘em, so I’m scared all over again like it’s my first. Totally...