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Europe has promotion and relegation, where the worst team is demoted to a lower league and replaced with a team from there, but that ain’t happening here.

Salutations. A studied analysis of games perceived eludes me at this moment. Due consideration of a preliminary nature suggests that the Hearsky Award is most justifiably defended. However, there exists a wonderfully anointed, nomenclature award for those who perceived in thy vicinity of 50...

Fear not, Jazzfanz, for I overheard the following comments while consuming ale amidst a mass of Brooklyn fans: “Why doth this man from the frozen landmass of Eurasia, Sir Svi the Unpronounceable, continue to hurl the globe into the goal from far away, rendering such a volume of 3-pointers?”...

Sober, thanks for the analysis.

I kinda have Nolan Traore at Number 8 on my Big Board, but I readily admit Im no expert draft analyst.

Thy Jazz Fanz lament at the nadir of Jazzistic performance on court. We have fallen into a new Dark Ages, in which not even Medieval superstitions such as Churroism can extinguish our lament. Lo! Tis approaching the time for a Renaissance of Jazz performance. This can only be accomplished by...

Did you not watch the 1988 playoffs, when we took the eventual champs, the Lakers, to 7 games in the playoffs? No I did not go back and check their offensive efficiency numbers, but if memory serves, they performed well.

My holiday meal of sheepshead stew and ale was enhanced by thy podcast. Inebriated uncles were not present, yet speculation about Zion Lateef Williamson and Stephon Javonte Castle trades were transmitted throughout the conversation. Mirth, discussion on empiricism, speculation on the nubile...

What about "The Yips?" (See Markelle Fultz).

Provide Sir Lauri with vast quantities of consumable ale and churros, and he shall gain the girth of Zion Lateef Williamson and suffer analogous physical ailments, including lumbago and the vapors.

In my youth, thy most common infirmities were the vapors and lumbago.

Su Supposedly, the Stars locker room will be renamed Davy Jones Locker Room in his honor.

Lest one suspect tis thy same Davy Jones from the band The Monkeys, sadly, the original DJ expired several years ago.

But the author uses the term “magical” which connotes invisible, unseen postulates. No Sir. Many Utah Jazz basketball analysts look at the sport through metaphysical lenses such as Churroism. Empiricism was the basketball analytic tradition that moved out of that Medieval tradition.

But in this context, "inevitability" is an inflationary form of metaphysics, presupposing a deterministic universe when quantum mechanics and empiricism postulate no such thing. No Sir.

All jokes aside, Episode 19 was very good. It was a long offseason (subjectively) so I was glad to hear discussion on the Jazz after they had actually played. I listened to 19 beginning to end. Keep up the good work.

But concepts such as a multiverse or a universal wave function exist on the outskirts of science, where they conjoin with philosophy. No Sir. I have no experience or observations of multiverses, and we empiricists are suspicious of unobservable postulates.

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But a sentient Churro defies the notion of consciousness arising from a living, biological substrate. It is not observable either. Hence, it contradicts modern science and an empirical stance.