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  1. TroutBum

    Stupid Pet Peeves

    And Jersey is the brown-round of this great country.
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    Terrible movies.

    I see what you did there, buddy boy. Now it's double-secret super gay. Clearly you didn't see The Dark Tower. Most disappointing movie of all time, and it's not even close. We're talking JazzJeter meets Beantown, meets Aint, meets the guy who stalks One Brow, all mixed together, eaten...
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    Terrible movies.

    ^^^ Super Gay.
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    Stupid Pet Peeves

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    Official UofU homer thread

    God only has one team, and that team is Royal Blue and White.
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    I'm no longer a Gobert fan.

    There's enough wool in there to knit a sweater.
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    Bump. Hahaha! Still feel tingly when I think about this amazing game.
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    Official UofU homer thread

    Haha. 2019 was the greatest year ever to be a Utah hater. You guys blew so hard. I enjoyed every second of your last two games.
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    I'm no longer a Gobert fan.

    This site needs more porn bombs.
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    Mexican Hope

    Your optimism is staggering.
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    So this is the 20 year anniversary of Jazzfanz

    That's far too clever to be something I'd ever say.
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    The Flu

    It's never us. Always them. F the po leese.
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    So this is the 20 year anniversary of Jazzfanz

    Oh man, am I glad this has come back up. Eenie, you and I have had our differences, but you are 100% right on this one. If you go back, you'll note that I've ALWAYS believed you. That one time when you had to eat your pooh? That was phenomenal. FWIW, I was here before all of you dinks.
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    I'm no longer a Gobert fan.

    I just wrap mine in a pretty label, call it premium, and charge 14x what it's worth. I win.
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    I'm no longer a Gobert fan.

    I feel like I've missed a lot. I'm ok with that.
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    The Flu

    #autism
  17. TroutBum

    Alex Caruso has more All Star votes than Donovan Mitchell

    Thanks for the definition, **** cheeks. * *** cheeks- adjective, verb, noun, other cool grammatical uses the cheek of an ***, butt, brown-round, fart box, corn hole, Pujols, lunch. see also; mellow
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    Jeopardy GOAT Tournament

    I've got KJ's autograph (in the kitchen, next to Chuck Norris' autographed picture); we are T-I-T tight. Landslide.
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    Upcoming for 2020!

    Well, ****.
  20. TroutBum

    PRIDE Week.

    It grinds my gears that GF even felt like he had to make this post in the first place. Then I saw The Thriller attempt to insert his mind-blowing idiocy on the very next post and my thoughts were shifted to abortion; I wish his mother would’ve been pro-choice. Anyway, I freaking love you...
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