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Ya, not really. But “howdy” yourself, Evil One.

Clearly.

Riiiight. Pretty sure there’s a better chance of Mantooth NOT being a pedophile.

I have no response to this. I wish I did, but I don’t. Eat foreskin, jackhole.

How am I not on this list? I’m hurt.

Pretty much. Apparently, 13” qualifies as “too much of a good thing.” Who would’ve thunk? Not really. Any time a fat, pseudo-intellectual, chronic butthole diddler wants to step into the ring with me, I’m apt to give them a nugget of respect. Never. I’m sorry you’re banned; I am a little...

*** is filtered. Amazing. I guess I won’t bring my donkey like I had planned; this kind of beastialphobia won’t stand. I forgot how much I love this place.

Balderdash! Good heavens, I can’t wait to take your money. My weenus just got a little happier. #easymoney I’m officially offering my sporty Hyundai hatchback, my rapist wit, and rugged good looks to anyone that may need a ride. Text me ASAP and I’ll come pick your *** up. 801-641-7641...

Very.

He's only in it for the ***, you know that, right?

The fact that you think I'm that shallow really hurts.

I will just say it since no one else will: I feel bad for that child. I say this having brought two of my own into this world, and also expecting number three this spring. Euthanasia is not just a cute way of describing children in China. Just saying.

I'm not Boris. Without knowing a thing about this other clown I'm being accused of being, I can only think of one thing: 2 year LDS mission in the land of Aus will give you all you need to "fit in." Gods, I leave for a few years and you people actually got dumber. I still haven't seen...

Back in my day… Personal attacks actually meant something. When we went after somebody's mom, face, intelligence – – or severe lack there of – – we went in guns blazing, hearts wide open, and teeth bared. I have forgotten more about personal attacks than what all you ******* know combined. I...

Thanks, Mr. Delgado. fishonjazz

Truer words have never been spoken.

I do, but I'm not at liberty to say.

LOL @ Life. Seriously, it is so back-asswards sometimes that laughing is all you can do. I'm in stitches over here, dammit. I still say **** the Po-leeece, but really mean it this time; I really hate cops.

Beavers and ducks.

Anything starring Ron Jeremy.