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    Game Thread Apr 06, 2022 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Thunder

    How were you able to spot him with such a heavy crowd on hand?
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    Game Thread Mar 25, 2022 05:00PM MT: Jazz at Hornets

    Yeah, but where was Gobert to defend that free throw?
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    But is that really a message? And what is the message, “We can beat you when your top three point guards are out.”? It’s kind of like saying, “I can beat you with one hand tied behind YOUR back.”
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    Trade deadline discussion

    I think trading James Hardin for Ben Simmons was the only conceivable way that the Brooklyn Nets could have increased their douchbaggery quotient. Well played, Brooklyn, well played.
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    Trade deadline discussion

    Brace yourselves. Danny Ainge’s big trade deadline move will occur at a press conference later this afternoon when he announces a “huge deal”. He will then stand up, take off his overcoat and reveal a Utah Jazz uniform underneath, proclaiming “I’ve activated myself!” a la Corbin Bernson in...
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    Can We Just Flipping Sign House Please!

    So, when Dwill and Whaley gave fake names to the police officer, was it just Olden Polynice dressed up like the officer?
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    Game Thread Jan 17, 2022 08:30PM MT: Jazz at Lakers

    5 or 6? The Lakers would take it in 2 or 3, easy!
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    CJ Miles

    He’s so young he would only be a junior on the byu football team.
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    Game Thread Dec 15, 2021 08:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Clippers

    Let me introduce you to a game called hockey and a league called the NHL.
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    Trade deadline discussion

    So he’s great in the playoffs, AND he’s Bob Uecker. Don’t trade!
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    Trade deadline discussion

    I don’t like the idea of trading SLO Mo Joe, even if he sucks in the playoffs. He’s just such a fun character to have on the team. It’s like having Bob Uecker on your team. Why would you trade a Bob Uecker?
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    Game Thread Dec 11, 2021 05:00PM MT: Jazz at Wizards

    Great reference. But let's slightly adjust it to H.R. StuffnStuff.
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    Game Thread Dec 11, 2021 05:00PM MT: Jazz at Wizards

    Ken Jennings wouldn't get that reference.
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    My free agent target - Hassan Whiteside

    Luke Walton should be fired for improperly using Hassan Whiteside last season.
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    Predict our record for this 4-game trip

    This bandwagon is becoming infectious.
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    Predict our record for this 4-game trip

    Lol..now it’s 15.
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    Game Thread Dec 11, 2021 05:00PM MT: Jazz at Wizards

    Anytime Hassan has the desire to lead the team in rebounds during his limited bench minutes, it’s very welcome! It’s like when Joe leads the team in assists coming off the pine.
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    Game Thread Dec 11, 2021 05:00PM MT: Jazz at Wizards

    Not that weird when you consider how greedy Rudy and Hassan are for boards.
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    Predict our record for this 4-game trip

    Funny, yesterday there were only 8 votes for 4-0, and now there are 14. Bandwagon polling? Anyway, congrats to my fellow believers who voted 4-0 before it became cool.
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    Game Thread Nov 29, 2021 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Trail Blazers

    No, you wouldn’t. But, on the plus side, more things would be within your reach.
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