14th Tank Platoon

[b_line]

**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****.

You tell em bawse dawg. I am so pissed right now.

 

[sgjazzfan]

I hate the Warriors. Why would you not double team Curry and make him pass it at the end.

 

[b_line]

Carlisle malfunctioned there with the timeout game. Can't afford to do the O / D sub with only one timeout left. Then has Monta dribble out until there's exactly 24 seconds (but 12 or so on shot clock) left to shoot a shot. Not sure what the plan was there. Sigh.

Yeah that was some tank coaching right there. And they ain't even tanking.

 

[♪alt13]

Really bad night 4 the tank

will update often

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[TD]1st[/TD]
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[TD]West[/TD]
[TD]5-19[/TD]
[TD].208[/TD]
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[TD]2nd[/TD]
[TD]****in Bucks[/TD]
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[TD]5-17[/TD]
[TD].227[/TD]
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[TD]Knicks *2[/TD]
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[TD]6-15[/TD]
[TD].286[/TD]
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[TD]4th[/TD]
[TD]Kings *6[/TD]
[TD]West[/TD]
[TD]6-14[/TD]
[TD].300[/TD]
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[TD]5th[/TD]
[TD]76ers[/TD]
[TD]East[/TD]
[TD]7-16[/TD]
[TD].304[/TD]
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[TD]6th[/TD]
[TD]Magic[/TD]
[TD]East[/TD]
[TD]7-15[/TD]
[TD].318[/TD]
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[TD]7th[/TD]
[TD]Nets *7[/TD]
[TD]East[/TD]
[TD]7-14[/TD]
[TD].333[/TD]
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[TD]Raptors[/TD]
[TD]East[/TD]
[TD]7-13[/TD]
[TD].350[/TD]
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[TD]9th[/TD]
[TD]Cavaliers[/TD]
[TD]East[/TD]
[TD]8-13[/TD]
[TD].381[/TD]
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[TD]10th[/TD]
[TD]Lakers[/TD]
[TD]West[/TD]
[TD]10-11[/TD]
[TD].476[/TD]
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[TD]10th[/TD]
[TD]Grizzlies[/TD]
[TD]West[/TD]
[TD]10-11[/TD]
[TD].476[/TD]
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[TD]12th[/TD]
[TD]Pelicans *1[/TD]
[TD]West[/TD]
[TD]10-10[/TD]
[TD].500[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]12th[/TD]
[TD]Timberwolves *9[/TD]
[TD]West[/TD]
[TD]11-11[/TD]
[TD].500[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]14th[/TD]
[TD]Mavericks[/TD]
[TD]West[/TD]
[TD]13-10[/TD]
[TD].565[/TD]
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pick[/td]
[td]21st pick[/td]
[td]13-10[/td]
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!! Would make the playoffs if season ended today.

*1 Philadelphia 76ers: Receives New Orleans Pelicans 2014 first-round pick (1-5 protected in 2014) via Jrue Holiday trade on 7/10/13.

*2 Denver Nuggets: Receives New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Carmelo Anthony trade on 02/22/11.

*3 Orlando Magic: Receives less favorable of Denver Nuggets/New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Dwight Howard trade on 8/10/12.

*4 Phoenix Suns: Receives Washington Wizards 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via Marcin Gortat trade on 8/25/13.

*5 Charlotte Bobcats: Receives Detroit Pistons 2014 first-round pick (1-8 protected in 2014) via Ben Gordon trade on 6/26/12.

*6 Cleveland Cavaliers: Receives Sacramento Kings 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via J.J. Hickson trade on 6/30/11.

*7 Atlanta Hawks: Has right to swap 2014 first-round pick with Brooklyn Nets via Joe Johnson trade on 7/11/12.

*8 Chicago Bulls: Receives Charlotte’s 2014 first-round pick (1-10 protected in 2014) via Tyrus Thomas trade on 2/18/10.

*9 Phoenix Suns: Receives Minnesota Timberwolves 2014 first-round pick (1-13 protected in 2014) via Wesley Johnson trade on 7/27/13.

*10 The Great Utah Jazz: gets both GSW picks and they ain't ****in protected one bit. HAHAHA

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[TD]7th[/TD]
[TD]8th[/TD]
[TD]9th[/TD]
[TD]10th[/TD]
[TD]11th[/TD]
[TD]12th[/TD]
[TD]13th[/TD]
[TD]14th[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]1st[/TD]
[TD].250[/TD]
[TD].215[/TD]
[TD].178[/TD]
[TD].357[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]2nd[/TD]
[TD].199[/TD]
[TD].188[/TD]
[TD].171[/TD]
[TD].319[/TD]
[TD].123[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]3rd[/TD]
[TD].156[/TD]
[TD].157[/TD]
[TD].156[/TD]
[TD].226[/TD]
[TD].265[/TD]
[TD].040[/TD]
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[TR]
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[TD].119[/TD]
[TD].126[/TD]
[TD].133[/TD]
[TD].099[/TD]
[TD].351[/TD]
[TD].160[/TD]
[TD].012[/TD]
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[TD].088[/TD]
[TD].097[/TD]
[TD].107[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD].261[/TD]
[TD].360[/TD]
[TD].084[/TD]
[TD].004[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]6th[/TD]
[TD].063[/TD]
[TD].071[/TD]
[TD].081[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD].439[/TD]
[TD].305[/TD]
[TD].040[/TD]
[TD].001[/TD]
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[TD].043[/TD]
[TD].049[/TD]
[TD].058[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD].529[/TD]
[TD].232[/TD]
[TD].018[/TD]
[TD].000[/TD]
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[TD].028[/TD]
[TD].033[/TD]
[TD].039[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD].724[/TD]
[TD].168[/TD]
[TD].008[/TD]
[TD].000[/TD]
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[TD].017[/TD]
[TD].020[/TD]
[TD].024[/TD]
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[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD].813[/TD]
[TD].122[/TD]
[TD].004[/TD]
[TD].000[/TD]
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[TD].011[/TD]
[TD].013[/TD]
[TD].016[/TD]
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[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD].870[/TD]
[TD].089[/TD]
[TD].002[/TD]
[TD].000[/TD]
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[TD].008[/TD]
[TD].009[/TD]
[TD].012[/TD]
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[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD].907[/TD]
[TD].063[/TD]
[TD].001[/TD]
[TD].000[/TD]
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[TD].007[/TD]
[TD].009[/TD]
[TD].012[/TD]
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[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD].935[/TD]
[TD].039[/TD]
[TD].000[/TD]
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[TD].006[/TD]
[TD].007[/TD]
[TD].009[/TD]
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[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD].960[/TD]
[TD].018[/TD]
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[TD].005[/TD]
[TD].006[/TD]
[TD].007[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD].982[/TD]
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[sgjazzfan]

I absolutely hate the Warriors. They are my least favorite team. I'd cheer for the Lakers over them. They deserve all of their starters to go down for injuries.

 

[Doublea]

I swear the Warriors are doing this on purpose, haven't they come back from 3 or 4 games when down by a lot???

 

[spycam1]

I ****ing hate you Curry

****in hate you

Die

 

[8]

Goddamn Whoriers

 

[Coach Ellis]

I swear the Warriors are doing this on purpose, haven't they come back from 3 or 4 games when down by a lot???

Yeah. Turn those four games into losses and they're looking at picking in the top ten instead of sitting pretty at 21. I'm so frustrated with them. Gotta think that eventually all these minutes played is going to take a significant toll on a team with such a long injury history.

 

[b_line]

Dennis Lindsay needs to pull out the big guns and blackmail mark Jackson into tanking.

 

[Stoked]

Nice improvement game from the players. Good quality win. They are bound to happen from time to time. Utah will have a hard road over the rest of the month.

@ Nuggets - L
V. Spurs - L
@ Heat - L
@ Magic - L (2nd night of a back to back)
@ Hawks - L
@ Bobcats - L
@ Grizzlies - L
v. Lakers - W
@ Clips - L
v. Bobcats - W

Jazz finish December at 7-27. And with a last place lead of 1 1/2 games.

 

[BTP]

Nice improvement game from the players. Good quality win. They are bound to happen from time to time. Utah will have a hard road over the rest of the month.

@ Nuggets - L
V. Spurs - L
@ Heat - L
@ Magic - L (2nd night of a back to back)
@ Hawks - L
@ Bobcats - L
@ Grizzlies - L
v. Lakers - W
@ Clips - L
v. Bobcats - W

Jazz finish December at 7-27. And with a last place lead of 1 1/2 games.

Good thing is game vs Lakers could net another loss unless they're playing the 2nd night in a row.

 

[Stoked]

Good thing is game vs Lakers could net another loss unless they're playing the 2nd night in a row.

Jazz will have had three days off and Lakers are coming from home with 1 day off.

 

[BTP]

Jazz will have had three days off and Lakers are coming from home with 1 day off.

That's enough rest to deal with altitude I think. Especially when their fragile guys are veterans who have lots of experience. I think that's 50-50

 

[Stoked]

That's enough rest to deal with altitude I think. Especially when their fragile guys are veterans who have lots of experience. I think that's 50-50

Oh I think the game could go either way as well. Same with the Orlando game but I gave the Magic the nod as Utah will be on the back end of a back to back.

 

[BTP]

Oh I think the game could go either way as well. Same with the Orlando game but I gave the Magic the nod as Utah will be on the back end of a back to back.

Which is reasonable IMO as the Magic also have a coach who does stuff ingame that make sense.

 

[Zulu]

Like play his young guys !!!

 

[Stoked]

Like play his young guys !!!

Burke, Hayward, Burks, Kanter and Favors have all been getting a good number of minutes over all I think. I no longer think that is a good arguement. Rotations and who starts and closes games is valid but Corbin is forced into playing the youth.

 

[spycam1]

Nice improvement game from the players. Good quality win. They are bound to happen from time to time. Utah will have a hard road over the rest of the month.

@ Nuggets - L
V. Spurs - L
@ Heat - L
@ Magic - L (2nd night of a back to back)
@ Hawks - L
@ Bobcats - L
@ Grizzlies - L
v. Lakers - W
@ Clips - L
v. Bobcats - W

Jazz finish December at 7-27. And with a last place lead of 1 1/2 games.

That's not the 2nd of a back-to-back, but the game in Charlotte is.

 

[b_line]

Will this thread get to 200 pages before the Jazz get to 10 wins?